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Mattz0r! v4.5

We dont battle out here, we just knock ya'll the fuck out!

About Me

ME
Names Matt.
Taller than your average baby giraffe.
Undefeated Bellflower Beer Pong Champion.
Big hearted and hard headed.
Booze yes, drugs no.
Fueled by haters.
Happy.
SHIT I LOVE
My family.
Beers with high percentages.
Tatts.
Piercings.
Understanding friends.
Beer Pong.
Late night texts and phone calls.
LRG.
Holding pinkys instead of hands.
Asada tacos.
Cold nights with hot coco, snuggle-monster, movie sessions.
The fact that 50+ miles cant shred true friendships.
Early morning golf.
Waking up knowing lifes going your way.
SHIT I HATE
Fake ass people.
People who bum cigarettes all the time on a daily basis.
People who are too opinionated for their own good.
People who get Theyre, Their, There, Your, & Youre mixed up.
Traffic.
QUOTE IM FEELIN
"Success Is The Sweetest Form Of Revenge."
Top 7 CDs That Are On Loop In My Car/Ipod This Week:
1. Every Time I Die - The Big Dirty
2. Kanye West - Graduation
3. Common - Finding Forever
4. The Greenery - The Party Animal
5. Boys Night Out - Make Yourself Sick
6. Cursive - The Ugly Organ
7. Shai Hulud - That Within Blood Ill Tempered
Timbos Fly Ride

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My Interests

PEOPLE WORTH GIVING A SHIT ABOUT

My Brother

My Best Friend Ryan

Tim & Sammy

The amazing Jennitr0n

I'd like to meet:

Anyone i Guess. IM me Mattz0r is 1337

Movies:

Too many to list. Most are by Kevin Smith, lol, love that bastard.

Television:

ATHF, South Park, House, Dirty Jobs, 24, Mythbusters, The Office

Books:

Anything by David Morrell PWNS YOUR FACE!

Heroes:

Dirk Pitt, Jack Bauer, John McClane, My Parents, and of course...PORKCHOP!
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My Blog

St Pattys Weekend [Saturday Pictures]

Ok so heres day 2, saturday, enjoy! =]For my Bros lol6am and wide awakeWhere do you go when everythings closed?On the way to PoonsWith determination!The Poon mobileSupa sexy son!On the move to santa m...
Posted by Mattz0r! v4.5 on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 06:58:00 PST

St Pattys Weekend [Friday's Pictures]

OK! welcome to day 1, friday. i honestly have so many pics that imma just break it down into 2 blogs, 1 for each day. its just fuckin easier that way. enjoy. lolA friday ritual, visiting mitch at targ...
Posted by Mattz0r! v4.5 on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 07:47:00 PST

Trying Something New!!!

ok so i know ive been lagging like REALLY bad when it comes to writting new blogs about all my drunk adventures. there have been a shitload since the last one i wrote but it all seems like a blur of l...
Posted by Mattz0r! v4.5 on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 09:49:00 PST

I'll go to fuckin texas for a beer! (longest drunk story to date lol)

Most people dont really remember what happens when they drink, they wake up remember having those first few drinks the night before and wonder what course of events lead up to them lying on someones b...
Posted by Mattz0r! v4.5 on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 12:16:00 PST

Dedicated to Rob & Sylvia, the bartenders who made this drunken story possible lol

ok so last night was another great adventure in itself! this blog is gonna be a bit different though cause i actually dont remember most of what happened last night so we're just gonna try an put it t...
Posted by Mattz0r! v4.5 on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 06:54:00 PST

Where The FUCKS My Fog Lights?!? (another long booze story lol)

So its about 7pm and im sittin around on my ass making calls lookin to see what the word is for tonight. cause i have one destination...Crunksville. i cant get ahold of too many people but i managed t...
Posted by Mattz0r! v4.5 on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 10:57:00 PST

Drink Fast At Roadhouse 5pm

i guess i should start out by explaining the title. whenever my whole family (relvatives and such) get together we call it "drink fast" because what happens is during the course of events at the resta...
Posted by Mattz0r! v4.5 on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 09:09:00 PST

Girlies, Metal Hands, Party Fouls, and Dance Machine!

The Beginning... One amazing woman. Undrunk and displeased about it. My Jones's Fuck yea i bring my own cooler! Me and Timbo Telling Timbo to stay the fuck outta my coole...
Posted by Mattz0r! v4.5 on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 03:35:00 PST