About Me
An about me section? Cool! I get to talk about my favorite topic….me! I'm tall, dark and...uhhh I have a good personality! If you have no sense of humor you would probably find me annoying, well now that I think about it, even if you do have a sense of humor, you’d probably still find me annoying! Whatever, your loss. Anyway I’m going off topic here. What else do you need to know about me…Seeing band aids in pools disgust me, I like making my own dialogue for movies or anything I watched for that matter. I find comedy in everything. Not sure if I'm really political, or I just repeat what my liberal professors tell me in class. Am I book smart or street smart? Am I so wrong to think that Jay Leno is not that funny? I think Bill O'Reilly is the devil and FOX News is hell. I think I'm a Liberal.....I hate the death penalty but love the power of the military. I think I'm a sports fan, but I channel surf when watching games. I would hate to be a race horse, a broken ankle and I’m dead? I been getting free HBO for over a year, every time I want turn my cable off they dangle free HBO in front of me and I can't resist, so am I a pushover or a smart shopper? I'm tall but don't take advantage of it, I hate getting haircuts; I hate living in the top apartment. I should have played baseball; I think I look good in hats. Nothing beats a glass of ice cold coke on a hot day. I have the weirdest taste in music, but it must be pretty good if my roommate steals it all, and he gets mad when I sing his crappy crap! I believe in UFO's and Bigfoot. Central America should be united, and Africa too. Why do people fight about God so much? I like drinking but getting drunk is over-rated. What's wrong with being spoiled? I know I’m going be rich and happy one day, well maybe just happy. I have never listened to an Elvis song from beginning to end. This is getting really long; I think I'm almost done. I like wine, but I don't know what makes a good wine and I watched Sideways! Is it me or did the 80's have a lot good love songs. People are starving in America , still hard to believe. Why do we not care about the environment? We live in it! Not too many places like Earth out there. If I was to be reincarnated I would want to be an otter, they seem to live a good life. I have been getting a lot of nice free stuff lately. Love the ocean, love living by the ocean, but it still scares me. I'll travel the world, but California will always be home. I pretend I'm scared of clowns but they really don't scare me. I really haven't seen a movie that has really scared me, well maybe some scenes in The Exorcist. Why do people lack common sense? What exactly is smart comedy? Why can't I get addicted to anything? Does anyone say "yo mama" jokes anymore? I don't sweat in my armpits. Facial expressions are under-rated. Are girls the only people that just wanna have fun? Why is lying so easy, but trusting people so hard? I trust people too easily. I make fun of too many people, but I don't make them feel bad when I do. I make fun of myself a lot, I think it shows....I don't know what it shows. Why is it so hard to tell people how you really feel? I don't eat pork but can't give you a reason why. I don't have a problem with Jewish people, but do they have a problem with me? I want a tattoo but I need a better body. I enjoy long runs in the beach. I wonder if marriage counselors ever get divorced. I hope that if aliens are looking down on us they appreciate our music. Why are there so many bad movies being made right now? Cities that are further than 3 miles from the Ocean should not have in their name, Beach, Playa, Seaside , Ocean or any other ocean describing noun. How can you live where the 91 and 710 meet and say you live in Long Beach ! While I’m in the topic of freeways the 405 should not be called the San Diego Freeway, it goes nowhere near San Diego , and it doesn’t even make it out of Orange County! Tell me a story and I can tell you a scene from a Family Guy or Simpsons episode that relates to it, I really miss Futurama. I better stop because I can go on for days…no really, I really could, so if you want to know more…just ask. Nosy!
