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Art. Music. Coffee. Video Games. Knicks. Repeat.
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"if you can make insanity work for you, that’s actually called creativity. If you can’t, that’s called a menace to society." ~ sylvester stallone
"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden, or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
"To be the man, you gotta beat the man" ~Ric Flair
"believe half of what you see and nothing that you hear"
"In the world that you percieve, who are your true enemies? Is it those you do not know, or the ones you can't control?" - Fishbone "end the reign"
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My Interests

music. veggie food. coffee. films, documentaries. buddhism. wrestling. comics. looking at things. writing. creating. uncreating. recreating. toaster ovens. chai tea. hats. girl feet. the ocean. the universe. houses. comedy. walking and looking. quirky weirdoes. and of course, cringe.

I'd like to meet:

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and you. jerk.

Music:



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bad religion.
bad brains.

fishbone.

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old 97's.
piZZicato five.
saint etienne.
faith no more.
dance hall crashers.
2 skinnee j's.
the descendents.
misfits.
minor threat.
fugaZi.
freudian slip.
parliment.
the donnas.
rufus wainwright.
pavement.
shudder to think.
death cab for cutie/ all time quarterback.
built to spill.
archers of loaf.
crooked fingers.
uncle tupelo.
wilco.
sleater-kinney
juliana hatfield.
jay-Z.
prince.
tori amos.
m.c. square.
cibo matto.
the sundays.
veruca salt.
stone temple pilots.
yellowman.
rage against the machine.
fiona apple.
wesley willis.
james kolchaka superstar.
mary prankster.
iron maiden.

elvis costello

that dog.
manowar.
nikka costa.
dead kennedys.
takako minekawa.
snoop dogg.
elliot smith.
ronnie james dio.
schnoise.
bjork.
at the drive in.
the D.
son volt/ jay farrar.
radiohead.
odb/ meth/ wu-tang.
komeda.
rainer maria.
311.
tubeway army/Gary numan.
milk can.
the roots.
ryan adams.
Eyeball skeleton
Betty Davis
Annie
cat power
the cloud room
Decemberists
M.I.A.
king's x
eels
enon
flipper
hepcat
cash
mates
peaches
pilfers
selecter
cover bands.
your band.

Movies:

ghostbusters
lord of the rings
michael moore films (that's right you heard me)
ghost world
office space
basquiat
hepburn (audrey, duh)
day of the dead
pcu
fight club
old school
waking life
hedwig and the angry inch
dude wheres my car
ghandi
amadeus
freddy got fingered
bill and ted's excellent adventure
harold and maude
planet of the apes (original)
bring it on
anything i'm in
Serenity. Serenity. Serenity

Television:

I DON'T WATCH TELEVISION!! IT IS FOR THE DUMB AND UNWASHED MASSES!!!..

Arrested development
basketball
newsradio
futurama
Six feet under

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Dexter
Wonder Showzen
mr. show.
athf
sealab
brak
home movies
upright citiZens brigade
tough crowd
pete and pete
urusei yatsura
ranma
buffy
angel
firefly
heroes
that 70's show
scrubs
wrestling
tv nation/ awful truth
the daily show
colbert
malcolm in the middle
real world/ road rules marathons
degrassi jr. high
pbs documentaries (not the crappy ones)
public access and i think thats about it
oh yeah, gilmore girls

Books:

perks of being a wallflower. anything by chuck palahnuik. ishmael. the giving tree. the cockroaches have no king. tom robbins books. neil gaiman. peter david star trek novels. bukowski. douglas adams. toben spirit guide. the sound and the fury. jonathan ames. 100 years of solitude. lucky wander boy. vegetarian cookbooks. star wars- thrawn trilogy.

any books on buddhism or basketball really. song of solomon. Charlotte light and dark. more to come.

Heroes:



My Blog

OW. MY EAR HURTS. a crosspost.

if i ever wondered when god decided it/he/she truly hated me, all points would have to wave their finger to this night. not only did jericho not return...again...but somehow through divine mischief an...
Posted by jab on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 02:50:00 PST

paint me

Who Should Paint You: M.C. EscherOpen and raw, you would let your true self show for your portrait.And even if your painting turned out a bit dark, it would be honest.What Artist Should Paint Your Por...
Posted by jab on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 07:19:00 PST

a bulletin.

i have decided that when i get married, at the reception all the music is going to be ska and british dancepop. but since im most likely not going to get married, im just going to have a danceparty....
Posted by jab on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 01:01:00 PST

The new 20.

greetings.i'm sure at this point everyone is totally sick of me plugging away endlessly at my mini-comic dump-alter comicspace.com/jab::cough:: which, quite recently, has not only been updated with th...
Posted by jab on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 03:15:00 PST

poundy-head

poundyhead came knocking on bone a few days ago, a vagabond, alone. He had traveled alone for so long he had forgotten what it was like to be needed or hated. Social issues were not a concern of pound...
Posted by jab on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 01:06:00 PST

the new year

lookity-look! its the first new post of the first new hour (that im awake) of the first new year! my first coffee of the new year is coffee crumb cake. my first song of the new year is fishbone's "we ...
Posted by jab on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 12:55:00 PST

new year's devolution

2006, eh? yup here it is, exhaling small final breaths, the last sands from the scattegories timer. see my hand reaching out from under that dune? 2006 lies in state at the westbury music fair, a revo...
Posted by jab on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 08:26:00 PST

a hope in sitting

do you wonder where you fell?through invisible cracks grabbing at your shoesthe holes that pitfall in and outthe paths that earthquakevortex choicesice slides and bar stoolsconviniant smilesa sinking ...
Posted by jab on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 03:28:00 PST

on the subject of basketball

basketball is the missing sound between the notes john coltrain plays. The sound of the ball hitting the floor is the same sound that thunks around in my body as my blood moves along it's intended pat...
Posted by jab on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 08:56:00 PST

i spilled my coffee

due to techical difficulties (me) beyond my control (my computer's) coffee will actually pour monday july 24th. until then please enjoy this picture of juxtapoze clark getting hit in the head with a b...
Posted by jab on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 05:17:00 PST