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Please don't mistake my arrogance for shyness

I am here for Friends

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

MJ:" Yeah. My ideal life is just lounging around the house and every once in a while I’ll kind of write something, and then I’ll leave and eat something and masturbate or whatever—just this very fluid life of comforting myself, you know. And somehow out of that, I end up with a screenplay. "

Music:

indie rock bullshit

Movies:

Any thing by Wes Anderson, 80's bullshit, anything by Miranda July, European women making love to other European women.

Television:

People making fun of other people. Cartoons for semi-grown ups. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler.

Books:

Dave Eggers, Miranda July, Jeff Vandermeer, Kelly Link, M. John Harrison, Jonathan Lethem, Samuel R. Delany, Tanith Lee, China Mieville, Jonathan Safran Foer, Brian Michael Bendis, Geoff Johns, Warren Ellis, Grant Morrison, Michael Chabon

Heroes:

"I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."

My Blog

I had a dream about you.

I had a dream about you. About us, really. In this dream you were pregnant with a girl and I was the father. She entered the world from your womb with dark brown hair cascading down to her ankles and ...
Posted by Please don't mistake my arrogance for shyness on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:34:00 PST

Jesse Writes An E-Mail

Dear _____, I regret that I never got to be your friend. No, that's not it. I regret you never got be my friend. Or maybe a blending of the two. I very seldom want people to be my friend. I'm lucky ...
Posted by Please don't mistake my arrogance for shyness on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 12:38:00 PST

Forgive Your Heart (don't spend too much time with that)

It's cold outside when you step out of the bar. Not the cold that hurts, but the cold that lets you go outside with only a long sleeve shirt on, your shoulders only huddling up a little bit. The cold ...
Posted by Please don't mistake my arrogance for shyness on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 12:31:00 PST

I know your best was still your worst

1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with? She doesn't have one.....I think.2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color? I'm going commando3. What is the song you...
Posted by Please don't mistake my arrogance for shyness on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 07:52:00 PST

I had a dream about you

You were living in the city, in a tiny apartment. You threw a party and after everybody else left I sat down on your couch. You came over and hugged me. I hugged you back and while I was stroking your...
Posted by Please don't mistake my arrogance for shyness on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 09:40:00 PST

tents made out of your mothers sheets.

I want to be 15 years old again. I want to be a skinny teenager, like I was, only not quite so awkward, not quite so unsure of myself. I want my 15 year old self to have a 15 year old girlfriend, whic...
Posted by Please don't mistake my arrogance for shyness on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST