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sHANE tEA fRENCH

Bitch, you wear your bra too tight..... -O.D.B.

About Me

"I'm not a pretty nigga, but my mom's think I'm handsome." -50 CENT"Love yourself until everyone else does too." -Prince"You know me, I hate everyone." -Trent Reznor"I have to return some video tapes." -Patrick Bateman"Miss me?" -Freddy Krueger"I know." -Han Solo"LIVE for nothing...Or DIE for something." -Rambo, John J.MY FAVORITE WORDS: FRAK! & Panties

My Interests

Talking to open minded & educated people (this usually occurs outside of CT), Art/Drawing, READING, recording music in my bedroom w/my Tascam 24 track, mountain biking, blastin' loud music in my car, staying in to rent movies & drink some booze with a BiieeeOTCH!, Camping, playing "guns" or Lasertag (especially @ night in the winter...I'm talkin' to you Eric...and Mark...and Joe.), keeping my house clean, playing records, taking baths (with candles, bubbles, and Billie Holiday,) talking ebonics, running with dogs, noticing panties, writing to my friends the good old fashioned way with paper and stamps, PLAYING: Connect Four, Uno, Cranium, Star Wars Trivial Pursuit, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Mastermind, Battleship & "Doctor", going to a party where a cute drunk girl with a little bit of "chub" hanging over her studded belt gives me a wink before she makes her winning turn in Pool, takes a sip of her whiskey and then looks at me and says, "Rack 'em up, Kiddo!"

I'd like to meet:

"A Jedi craves not these things...."ANY ANTI-present AMERICA TERRORIST ORGANIZATION that can teach a person to be an EXPERT SNIPER....The NEW WEATHER UNDERGROUND MOVEMENT: "Awaiting CONTACT."LADYS: You, Boo! All the Real Girls, Big boned in Beauty...Girls who know how to spell are attractive. Someone who eats with their mouth closed & does not make it a point to BURP outloud. One who thinks for themself. A girl who wears boys tighty whiteys but likes men. It would be GREAT to find a lady who likes to watch horror films. Is there ANY female out there who doesn't like ANY drama? Having some pubic hair is important! ("YES, I still use cassette decks, I still view VHS, I like a woman w/some BUSH between the legs!"--S.T.F. DEF) I WANT a lady who will sucka punch me in public and laugh and then gently caress my forehead and say, "I'm sorry baby. My little Perogie," and we fall on the ground in front of some great art museum laughing and...love life together.PALS: ANY GUY WHO THINKS HE CAN HOLD HIS OWN IN A GAME OF STAR WARS SAGA EDITION TRIVIAL PURSUIT!!! (I'm talkin' to YOU Victor!)Or the Freddy Vs Jason Trivia Game!

Music:

PRINCE, the Cure, Skinny Puppy, the FAT BOYS, GENESIS, NINE INCH NAILS, Jane's Addiction, Neil Diamond, the Smashing Pumpkins, My Chemical Romance, the PIXIES, Old Dirty Bastard, Andre 3000, T'Pau,Immortal Technique, M.I.A., Lady Sovereign, Scarlett Johanssen, Ingrid Chavez, FILTER, Def Leppard, Zwan, Prick, Atari Teenage Riot, STOP-REVOLT!, Cheap Trick, Django Reinhardt, The Mills Brothers, GoBettyGo!, Bowie, CCR, The "D"(that's Kyle and Jack, buddy!), SILVERPILL, Fight Club Soundtrack, Delaware, Big Band music like Tommy Dorsey, Public Enemy and HIP HOP in general, Lucinda Williams, Chicago (17), The Time, Ministry & quote unquote "INDUSTRIAL" music, BiGOD20, KMFDM, Deadsy, Peter Gabriel, the Judgement Night Soundtrack, John Williams, the Flaming Lips ,Velvet Revolver, Enya, Pete Yorn, Young Jeezy, DJ Krush, ABBA, the Ramones (Anthology), the Replacements, Monster Magnet, RUN DMC, INXS, UFOmammot, Clutch, Social Distortion, Korn, Rene Stahl, Eleni Mandell, James, White Zombie, Filter, Slim Cesna's Auto Club, Sinead Oconnor, Cheap Trick, Jesus & Mary Chain, Alice in Chains (Dirt), Grease Soundtrack, Funkdoobiest, Cody Chesnutt, and so much more...

Movies:

All The Real Girls, Fight Club, PONETTE, The NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET Franchise!, HARD CANDY, INSIDE (French), Frontier(s)(French), Haute Tension (French/Uncut version), The MISFITS (1961), Natural Born Killers, The STAR WARS Saga, Baz's ROMEO & JULIET, The THING, Lars & the Real Girl, Severance, Reeker, Unbreakable, The Lady in the Water, the BEGOTTEN, DREAM A LITTLE DREAM, Knocked Up, A Little Romance, Smokin' Aces, The Cable Guy, BORAT, KILLBILL VOL.2, Knocked Up, The Masters of HORROR (on Showtime), True Romance, Film Geek, MAY, Superbad, Wes Craven presents: The Breed, At Close Range, Stranger Than Fiction, Blade Runner, Joyeux Noel, Films of Hal Hartley, the Descent (UNCUT), BIRTH, GRINDHOUSE (Deathproof & Planet Terror), Transformers, The Hills Have Eyes (both), Supertroopers, Johnny Suede, In the Mood For Love, Battle Royal, BAND OF BROTHERS, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Breakin', Nightwatch & Daywatch (Russian/Uncut), Jean Luc Godard movies, the HORROR genre, VAMPIRE's KISS & ALL NIC CAGE Films, Donnie Darko, the Thin Red Line, FREDDY GOT FINGERED, Rushmore, Barton Fink, Big Lewbowski, Raising Arizona, Crazy Moon, Quicksilver, Man Bites Dog, The HOST, Arizona Dream, Happy Campers, Run Ronnie Run, Wet Hot American Summer, Old School, Heathers, Chungking Express, Rambo 1-4, Tombstone, The Unforgiven, E.T., X-MEN, Hulk, JAWS, Punch Drunk Love, Secretary, Office Space, STELLA, Young Guns, Aliens, Pulp Fiction, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Plane's Trains & Automobiles, Ginger Snaps 1 & 2, 3, Das Boot, Rebel Without A Cause, Very Bad Things, Bring It On, Barbarella, Kelly's Heroes, On Golden Pond, the Gift, Great Expectations, High Fidelity, Buffalo 66, Bubba Ho-Tep, The New World, and so much more....

Television:

the NEW Frakkin' BATTLESTAR GALACTICA, GEMS TV, the original STAR TREK, BUFFY, ANGEL, Freaks & Geeks, Greg the Bunny, Heroes, WonderFalls, The Daily Show, Relativity, My So Called Life, Once & Again, Benny Hill, The (original) Office, Chapelle's Show, PM Magazine, The Muppet Show, MTV back in the 80's, BUT I DON'T WATCH TV much....My shows tend to get cancelled by the government.

Books:

the UNABOMBER MANIFESTO, ANYTHING BY RAYMOND CARVER, Usually about $30 worth of comicbooks a week (mostly X-titles) & I've had a subscription to FANGORIA since 1987, AMERICAN PSYCHO & Any book by Bret Easton Ellis, Richard Brautigan, Arthur Rimbaud, Bukowski's (poetry)"Love is a Dog from Hell", Kundera, Camus, Anais Nin, Salinger, Egon Schiele (art), Jock Sturges (Photo), Fangoria Magazine, "A Movable Feast", "Virgin Suicides", Andy Kaufman biographies & biographies in general (on Godard, Rimbaud, Rodin, Toulouse Lautrec, artists, etc...), "Interview w/a Vamp", Chuck Palahniuk (RANT, Lullaby & FIGHT CLUB), "Notes From the Underground", Rambo First Blood Part II (i read it twice!), Dennis Miller's "Rants" books....

Heroes:

Nicolas Cage, PRINCE, Robert Englund, Sly Stallone, Arthur Rimbaud, Luke Skywalker, the G.I.Joe team, Jean Luc Godard, Hunter Thompson, Madame President of the 12 Colonies and Lyndsey from Gems TV!!!!

My Blog

Mrs. Anne Thropic

                     "EARTH: the STOOPID planet" I think it all began with that tsunami (is that spelled write?...
Posted by sHANE tEA fRENCH on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:26:00 PST

S.T.F. DEFs new album:

So here's some things i wanted to put in the liner notes of my new album but didn't, I decided to do them here, where you can also put your reviews of the new songs! If you are in "DEF TROOP" (the s.t...
Posted by sHANE tEA fRENCH on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 08:06:00 PST

MY MERDE LIST ("merde" means "shit" in French)

1. Joss Whedon 1 1/2. G.W. BUSH 2. Morrissey (Joss, you just pushed him down a notch) 3. AMERICA 4. Remakes of GREAT FILMS 5. BALD TWAT (there IS one kinda BUSH i approve of) 6. Kids and all the...
Posted by sHANE tEA fRENCH on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:46:00 PST

Bye Bye Kitty Pryde....(or why Joss Whedon is an asshole)

Fucking.....Okay, Kitty Pryde (a.k.a. SHADOWCAT) was one of my first crushes...EVER! If you don't know who she is: X-Men, she phases through walls and shit. Jewish super hero, totally hot brown hair. ...
Posted by sHANE tEA fRENCH on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 07:29:00 PST

INSIDE: horror movie review

If you love horror see: INSIDEIt's French, and after seeing "Frontier(s)" I'm thinking they're running the latest new wave of SOLID horror....The PLOT of INSIDE is a woman trying to cut out the baby f...
Posted by sHANE tEA fRENCH on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 07:58:00 PST

Super Tuesday?!!

Okay...letsee, I'm a misanthrope who doesn't watch tv and is a member of the green party and when i hear people say "SUPER TUESDAY" out in the real world I think they're talking about: SPORTS!!! So i ...
Posted by sHANE tEA fRENCH on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 10:36:00 PST

Gem TV

Yo, so i was just laying in bed after watching a dvd the other day and decided to turn on the tv and flip through some channels to see how the other half live and came across...channel 22 (here on the...
Posted by sHANE tEA fRENCH on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 04:00:00 PST

UNORIGINAL ASSHOLES TO REMAKE "ELM STREET"?!!

Can you fucking believe the pricks at NEW LINE have greenlit a REMAKE of NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET to be produced by the MASTER OF CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT: Micheal Bay?!!? (That character development rema...
Posted by sHANE tEA fRENCH on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:52:00 PST

FAVORITE ALBUMS (a work in progress)

PURPLE RAIN - Prince & the Revolution OUTSIDE - David Bowie PORNOGRAPHY - The Cure SIAMESE DREAM - The Smashing Pumpkins RITUAL DE LO HABITUAL - Jane's Addiction DOOLITTLE - The Pixies DIRT - Alic...
Posted by sHANE tEA fRENCH on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 10:26:00 PST

30 Days of Night: REVIEW

Okay, if you were a vampire would and had a whole month to feed on an entire town would you try to eat a kill and waste all their blood in the first 24 hours? The only reason EVERYONE doesn't die is b...
Posted by sHANE tEA fRENCH on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:31:00 PST