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J.A.H.C.F.W!

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal Lobotomy

About Me


Well, besides me being the coolest guy you know. Born and raised here in the Napa Valley, CA born a hippie,living as a hippie, hopefully, will have hippie kids to bury me as a hippie, did i mention i'm kinda hippiesh? But, i'm a redneck, love that racing, anything, 2 wheels, 4 wheels, 10 wheeled semi's, just race it. Other then that, you'll have to ask. .. width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests



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I'd like to meet:

Cant' Really Say, Liv Tyler, Denise Richards??? Already got a wonderful woman in my life, so now it'd be people for fun. I want to meet the guy who puts the worm in the bottle of Mezcal. I want to meet the guy who can handle full on heart transplant surgery without anesthetic. I want to see the world, I'm tired of focusing on who I need to meet!

Music:

Well, you asked, Musical preferences are as follows Lu Waters Johnny Winter Cake Eric Clapton DJ Jacki Christi Trance Levay Smith and her Red Hot Skillit Lickers Lara Price THe Doors Jimi Hendrix Classic Rock, Blues, or Jazz After that, anything.

Movies:

Perhaps if it was an African Swallow
Monty Python and the Holy Grail!!!.. ..
What a dollar could do

Television:

Simpsons!!!

Books:

"What Alcoholic drink are you"

RUM!!!!
Arrrrgh you are with your crew and have rum after a great victory...ARRRGH!

Heroes:

Myself

My Blog

Birthday 07!

Woot Another year older, and is it any different?? No, I can't rent a car yet, I can't become President, I"m only 23. But I did manage to have myself a kick ass birthday.... Went to SF Monday night, R...
Posted by J.A.H.C.F.W! on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:42:00 PST

Now How Suave Am I???

So I've been dying to post this for weeks now, but due to my sworn oath of secrecy I had to keep it mum until after. But I Thought I'd share what I did for that horid Hallmark Bred Holiday, yeah, Vale...
Posted by J.A.H.C.F.W! on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 10:10:00 PST

Super Bowl Rant

Prince At The Super BowlHey, look me overTell me do you like what you seeHey, I ain't got no moneyBut I'm RICH on PERSONALITY!If you didn't come to party, don't bother reading this.Tonight we partied ...
Posted by J.A.H.C.F.W! on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:26:00 PST

So It's Come to Another Rant

And all my loyal rant-readers are probably wondering, what's taking so long?? Well I've been Happier then normal, I've had to deal with less stupidity and drama, and the funniest shit lately in the...
Posted by J.A.H.C.F.W! on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:31:00 PST

Accidents

"Accidents at home"   Have you heard of this before? That studies show that most accidents occur at home! Did you know that? Yes, Each year all sorts of hard earned tax payer dollars go to stupi...
Posted by J.A.H.C.F.W! on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 04:12:00 PST

Dreams Suck

So for years I was proud of the fact that I never dreamt. For many reasons', mainly because  of hippie lettuce. Recently the gates have been opened, regardless of my use or non-use of the magical...
Posted by J.A.H.C.F.W! on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 10:49:00 PST

RE: My family in all it's glory, ((my response))

So ummm, let's see, let's start polite, Hi susie, how's things going, that's good to hear, me? i'm doing fine, same ole same ole....   Ok, now that you've ignored that, on to new business   ...
Posted by J.A.H.C.F.W! on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 12:40:00 PST

My Family in it's glory

This is an ongoing battle between my aunt and my mom about Me taking grandma to santa cruz for thanksgiving and the two hundred bucks they bribed me to do it with.... enjoy     Susie:  ...
Posted by J.A.H.C.F.W! on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 12:29:00 PST

Fuck Work, Fuck The Boss, Fuck It

So i fucking came into work today, oh and before I start, I'm using the word fuck as many fucking times as I fucking can... Fuck!!! Any-fucking-way, came into work today to find Jesus fucking drunk ag...
Posted by J.A.H.C.F.W! on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:10:00 PST

Imitation

Going back into the forestthe dark shapes and wild animalsive got this flashlight in my handto give up would be damnablemother says i must be a good soldierand march myself through militantlyso i've g...
Posted by J.A.H.C.F.W! on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 04:14:00 PST