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Dale

Life’s a journey not a destination.

About Me


I love to be with my Sons and my dog. Music is a must I usually have a song or three playing in my head. Mountain Biking! With the proper gear! The color silver. Guitars 4 and 6 strings (preferably Gibson’s). Driving, down shifting in a tight curve. Gadgets. Art work. Being outdoors, camping, hiking. Rain, Watching lighting arc on a summer night and counting until the thunder claps. Wind on my face. Drinking coffee, working out. Distractions. Chewing gum. Going out to see bands play. Guinness beers. British words. The illusion’s in life. Meeting and hanging out with cool people. Old school metal bands. Hugs and kisses. Things that happen at Black Crows shows!
You should also know I HATE Jimmy Buffett and all of his parrot bullshit! Oh and Kidney stones.
Take the quiz: " Which Egyptian God or Goddess do you represent? (Pictures!)"

Horus, Son of Isis
Horus was on of the most important gods of Egypt. His 'earthly embodiment' was meant to be the first Pharaoh, and kings would eventually take his name for their own. Horus was very powerful and strong, and became associated with the son as Ra was. He is known as a 'solar deity'. You are a very strong person, almost to a frightening point. People may be scared of you for your unbelievable strength. If you use your power to protect instead of for show or for evil, than your personality is one of the best.
Quotes
“Don’t criticize what you don’t understand, son. You never walked in that man’s shoes.” -Elvis Presley’s- adaptation of a well-known quote.
"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." Tyler Durden- Fight Club.
"Designated driver my ASS!" - Crystal
"The truth is I love being alive. And I love feeling free. So if I can't have those things then I feel like a caged animal and I'd rather not be in a cage. I'd rather be dead. And it's real simple. And I think it's not that uncommon." Angelina Jolie.
"Drunk skateboarding without a skateboard is NOT a crime!!!!" Lance.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Henny Youngman
"It doesn't matter how great you are if no one knows you exist." Mark Willis

My Interests

Mountain Biking! Playing guitar, Going to shows, Classic Cars, X-Box, Movies, Hiking, Camping.

I'd like to meet:

Someday I will meet Angelina Jolie! Bruce Willis, Jessica Biel. Michelle Rodriguez. Jack Nicholson, Tom Hanks, Harrison Ford. Les Paul, The inventor of Pop-Tarts, and the Mighty johnny goudie. Oh and Spooky!

Music:


Butch Walker, Lenny Kravitz, Aerosmith, Pink Floyd, The Stones, The Swear, Iron Maiden, The Cubs Win, Stevie Ray Vaughn, The Julia Dream, The Doors, Motley Crue, Dokken, Prince, Faster Pussycat, Spinal Tap, Ozzy, Kiss, Steel Dragon, The American Hi-Fi, U2, Judas Priest,Trivium,Triumph, My Chemical Romance, The Police, Cheep Trick, Rush, Ted Nugent, Tom Petty, The Wallflowers, Depeche Mode, The Cure, Gary Moore, HIM, Joan jett and the black hearts, Old AC/DC, + Lots more!!!!
Take the quiz: "What Kind of Music Are You? :::pics:::"

Metal
You're about as hardcore as they come. Music is your passion and you listen to it for talent not because it's popular. You probably have a lot of respect for all artforms and you like classical piano. Slipknot definitely sucks in your eyes...and for good reason. Any band who takes the time to put on make-up and masks just isn't worth your respect.

Movies:

Lethal Weapon (it's my favorite Christmas movie). LOTR trilogy, Blade 2, The Lost Boys, In the cut, Braveheart, The fast and the furious, Gladiator, Star Wars, Forrest Gump, Underworld, X-Men, The Patriot, Bond flicks, Weird science, Original Sin, Elvis movies, Ferris Bueller's day off, Godzilla movies, Tears in the sun, Red Dragon, The Shining, Rock Star, Gone in sixty seconds, Heavy Metal, Saving private Ryan, Indiana Jones, Tomb Raider, xXx, Mr & Mrs. Smith.

Television:

Cartoons, Discovery channel, Animal Planet. The Office.

Books:

The Worst -Case Scenario Survival Handbook. Any E.A. Poe. The BATMAN Handbook. Elvis by the Presleys. World Atlas.

Heroes:

Batman, and The King of Rock and Roll!
Please note: Chuck Norris kicks ass.

My Blog

Kids born before 1980

Stop and think about these. ALL KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took asp...
Posted by Dale on Wed, 24 May 2006 11:57:00 PST

The Husband store opens in NYC

The Husband store opens in NYC A store that sells husbands just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the s...
Posted by Dale on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 11:46:00 PST

Pain Redefined

Fading, falling, lost in forever Will I find a way to keep it together? Am I strong enough to last through the weather in the hurricane of my life? Can it be a conscious decision? That I look for ways...
Posted by Dale on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 09:19:00 PST

Ch-ch-Changes!

First and foremost I like to consider myself an ass man! I have always been... Until now! I think that Im falling for the ladies cleavage. This may be a shock for some of my friends. Yes Im making...
Posted by Dale on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 09:37:00 PST

Sofaking good!

Why cant I fall asleep in my very comfortable bed unless I crash on my sofa first?  The pillows on my bed cost more than the whole damn sofa is worth now! Yet my sofa calls to me every night to ...
Posted by Dale on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 08:47:00 PST

So, I took the kids to Hooters.

I was tired of being the "cookie cutter" Dad and hitting the usual kid friendly quick serve place. This time I was taking control. As Chevy Chase said (well I believe it was Chevy) "We're going to hav...
Posted by Dale on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST