Don't bother sending a friend request w/o a message first and anyone that says 'thanks for the add' will swiftly be deleted.
Someone who recognizes the genius in one or more of my ideas:
1) 'The After-work Special' Inspired by the old 'After School Special' shows, this T.V. program is all new and updated for today's problems at work. Sexual harassment, on the job drinking, and those who take casual fridays way too far are all delt with. Each program ends with me on a stool recommending relevant books at your local library.
2) Outfit of the Month Club. Having trouble since mom doesn't dress you anymore? Don't worry - we'll send you a new outfit each month that reflects your unique 'style'.
3) Sexy Depends. Lost control of your bladder but you're too hot for regular adult diaper? Well, we have the answer! Sexy Depends are functional AND attractive. Using space-age technology and tried and true style, S.D. will get your partners engine going! Choose between lace and satin, patent pending.
4) The Zero Calorie Magarita. This baby is a *gold* mine.