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your malice will lead to a face full of phallus

bad to the bone, that ain't a monkey hangin out ya back, thats donkey kong

About Me

I'm graduated, updated, and now that I don't have to eat at the Commons I'm not constipated. Hahah. So its back to Guamie land for me which means free food and alcohol, eternal sunshine, warm beaches, and scantily-clad women (and most importantly hanging out with my che'lus!). I dunno why I ever left in the first place. Oh, yeah, thats right, it was because of this thing called college. Now that thats over, its time to work, get paid, and everything else that follows along with it. If you have the time, and money, I suggest stopping over and experiencing lifestyles like no other. Drinks are on me.BTW, THE MUSIC VIDEOS BELOW ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITES.

My Interests

I like pushing the limits in anything, hence my love for snowboarding, moutain biking, and rugby. Why would anyone pursue such an obsession? Fokai says it best with "Exhaust the Body. Proceed the Mind. Cultivate the Spirit."Rules were meant to be broken, just don't get busted doing it. But if worse comes to worse, just remember that someone has to be the posterchild. And if anyone says "sucks for you," I say "fuck you". Hehe. So throw that double-kegger in your dorm room and wait for the po-po to bust down on your good times. Hey, at least you'll have a great story to tell your grandkids :) .

I'd like to meet:

You and your mom. Also, Hef and the bunnies. Oh, and I'd shit a brick if I met Guiterrez behind bars. Of course, I would be on the "Visitors" side of the glass saying "HAH!"

Music:

Hip-hop, underground hip-hop, rock, and the shiite that the ladies shake their apple-bottoms to. I also like all types of rock. I am always true to island music and reggae. If you have issues with either, then...you have issues.

Movies:

Comedies, good horror flicks, movies that make you think, and shit that isn't over-action-packed. Like Seven, Fight Club, and all the Austin Powers movies. Oh, and that one your mom is in.

Television:

Even if I did have time to watch T.V., there wouldn't be anything worth watching. Except maybe that one show your mom is in. But when I have the time, Nip/Tuck is an awesome show. The Chapelle Show is also worth a watch. Is Milf Hunter considered a "show" or a "movie"?

Books:

The Critique of Practical Reason by Immanuel Kant, and Peace is in Every Step by Thich Nhat Hanh. AASHTO and AISC design manuals can sometimes be fun, haha. Thats a civil engineering joke in case you were wondering.

Heroes:

My parents, Lance Armstrong, Ghandi, and my personal favorite Juan Taitano Evangelista. Also noteworthy are the people that helped me get through college, you know who you are.