I did not become a vegetarian for my health, I did it for the health of the chickens.
About Me
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. C.D.
My Interests
Snakes, dogs, pigs, rats, chickens
I'd like to meet:
God.
Music:
I hate music. Especially tool, queen, discharacter, qotsa, rush, pink floyd, and the beatles....and of course disguise the knife
Heroes:
Erin Montgomery :)
My Blog
Just plain mean
Q. What's the difference between Jesus and a painting?A. It takes only one nail to hang a painting.
Q. What did the Roman soldiers say to Christ as they were nailing him to the cross?A. Cross your leg... Posted by Emily on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 08:05:00 PST
Funny
What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation?
Can I help you pack your shit? -Joel
How do you know when you're in a gay church?
Only half the congregation kneels to pray! -... Posted by Emily on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 09:43:00 PST
