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About Me

Some say I can play the guitar quite well. I think that I merely play so fast, you can't see me screwing up.

One day, I want to crap off of a tall building.

When I go bowling I pretend the pins are people, or things I dislike.

I like to dabble, so I'm fairly adept at numerous things, or at least I like to think so.

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My Interests

music, playing guitar, friends, guitar hero, cooking, eating spicy foods, bowling, learning strange facts, drinking, laughing, yelling, thinking of strange ways to make small fortunes.

I'd like to meet:

Those interested in: eye scars, cookouts, giant mustaches/beards, being perpetually clever, turning boredom into the opposite, discussing hypothetical scenarios, listening to music for more than lyrics, trash talking/sarcasm.

Music:

Queens of the Stone Age

Movies:

BLAZING SADDLES

Blazing Saddles

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Television:

comedy central, food network, star trek, fox news.

Books:

books with small sections. better to read on crapper.

My Blog

cops suck.

my friend, myself and three others are coming back from seeing a play.we get pulled over all the while going the speed limit, playing it safe, the whole deal while a cop is behind you.once pulled over...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 03:23:00 PST

dreams.

i don't know what it is lately, but i've actually been remembering my dreams when i wake up the next day. usually this rarely happens to me. every once in a while over the past 2 years or so, i'd reme...
Posted by Jason on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 01:02:00 PST

august 7: moving away.

since it is after midnight here, me and my brother are moving out today. to all you rowlett/dallas area-ish people that i like being around and hang out with, we'll see each other more often than not ...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 10:53:00 PST

my plan to make millions (of dollars)

bacon-flavored pens for the compulsive pen chewers. strawberry and bread flavors sound like they could sell too. all you pen-chewers out there, fear not the taste of manufactured plastic and perhaps i...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 09:21:00 PST

the best joke EVER.

me, garrett, aaron and my brother matt are sitting at J&J's pizza in denton, talking while waiting on a pizza that aaron so graciously paid for, so we could all eat. while waiting we talked about ...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 12:41:00 PST

hit in the face with a softball...no joke.

the past 24 hours have the most odd, painful, and heartwarming 24 hours of my life. today was a normal day, except for kyle's truck needing some love, up until softball practice. things we're g...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST