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magistrate of dance

and baby it's the beer that's smiling, it ain't me.

About Me


i'm an apathetic optimist - figure that one out.
i'm losing faith that i will ever meet a girl that asks me my favorite color after i ask her what her's is.
getting a chance to see girls that wear scarves and oliver twist hats is one of the few things that makes cold weather worthwhile.
i will probably prefer to be alone than hang out with you. don't take it personally.
i love cuddling, but have trouble letting myself take the opportunity to do so.
i love the rain - the sun depresses me.
i'm not going to lie: i'm incredible at minesweeper.
i have the best roommates ever. we are funnier than anyone you will ever meet. guaranteed.
i want to pick up everything and move somewhere that i know absolutely no one; that solves two problems: neither of which i think i will ever share with anyone.
i want to meet a girl that doesn't care about anything. i think i'd like her.
i have a ridiculously hard time describing why i think how i think, but i still hope and try with anyone that cares to listen.
i dont think i click with anyone and i dont think i ever will, but i would love to be proven wrong.
i like:
-chipotle
-martial arts
-spicy food
-dancing
-drawing with a pencil
-intelligent girls
-video games
i dislike:
-beets
-make-up on girls. gross.
-short hair on girls
-bad table manners
-the sound of liquid being poured over ice
-sociology
-politics
i am indifferent towards:
-meatloaf
-cigarettes
-requiem for a dream
-saxophones
-photography
-socks
-texas
i'm exactly a mix between all these people:

My Interests

top 5 things in life
(in no particular order):
mocking people
getting people to do things for me
thinking
drawing
video games

I'd like to meet:


i live with the best people ever. i really don't want to meet anyone else.

someone that will start a fight club with me and punch me in the face

someone that has never heard of bright eyes

someone that changes my feelings on meeting new people, which is currently: "i already know enough people."

someone that can survive on nothing but chipotle

someone that agrees that a pretty face is 100 times hotter than a nice body

someone that can help me make my bamboo flutes

someone that would choose nunchakus over guns

someone that knows the importance of capoeira and how the crime rate would lower if all policemen knew and practiced it

someone that can figure out our bullshit game

table bangers

someone that agrees that this is the most rock n' roll person that has ever lived:

Music:

top 5 albums of all time
(in no particular order):
in the aeroplane over the sea - neutral milk hotel
pinkerton - weezer
suicide medicine - rocky votolato
relationship of command - at the drive-in
whatever and ever amen - ben folds five

Movies:

top 5 movies of all time
(in no particular order):
monty python and the holy grail
pulp fiction
rushmore
a clockwork orange
enter the dragon

Television:

top 5 tv shows of all time
(in no particular order):
kung fu
mr. show
arrested development
mr. bean
monty python's flying circus

Books:

pfft

Heroes:

top 5 most influential people to me
(in no particular order):
prince because he's a musical genius and he's almost too kickass
jeff mangum because he writes the songs i have always wanted to
bob dylan because no one else is that much of a badass
bruce lee because he made me realize how much i love martial arts
rowan atkinson because he taught me the importance of funny faces