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Mediocrity "I want to be picked first!" thought the boy.  He was standing by the chain-link fence just outside the playground, and watching the best soccer players in the fourth grade flowing ont...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 14:46:00 GMT

ramen omelets for dummies.

1. boil your ramen just like usual, but don't add the seasoning. 2. drain your ramen well, mix in the seasoning. 3. go about your normal omelet-making process. 4. put the ramen in the middle. ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 16:19:00 GMT

here is the real thing.

He didn't tell them that for a moment he also felt a faint sting of envy, for seeing them laughing and playing across the river made him feel old, not to be at the party. Made him remember that when h...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 13:21:00 GMT

how to catch an armadillo.

1. sneak up behind him 2. grab his tail
Posted by on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 15:07:00 GMT

eartip

eartip: verb, to tip an ear, as in defference. eartip: noun, the tip of one's ear.
Posted by on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 17:26:00 GMT

Lord Of The Rings Chinese Sex, plus shitty horror. (PICTURES!)

!!!READ THE SUMMARY ON THE LORD OF THE RINGS VIDEO!!!      
Posted by on Wed, 10 Aug 2005 17:27:00 GMT

apartment inspections.

they're doing apartment inspections today.i really just want to be lying naked in the living room floor when they get here.and refuse to move.and tell them they can inspect all they want.
Posted by on Tue, 09 Aug 2005 05:20:00 GMT

Ode To Energy Drinks.

Rockstar Energy Drinks. I wish you made me think. But you only keep me awake. Fuck you.
Posted by on Tue, 09 Aug 2005 04:07:00 GMT

wierd ass film downloads.

recent/current movie downloads. come watch them with me. The Dorm That Dripped Blood (1981) http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dorm_that_dripped_blood/80's slasher film that takes place in dormsSixteen T...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jul 2005 12:22:00 GMT

because i am a lazy-ass. www.livejournal.com/~littlegiggles

yeah, i'm too lazy to post things twice... read livejournal. www.livejournal.com/~littlegiggles
Posted by on Mon, 27 Sep 2004 11:16:00 GMT