Matt

wee!!!!!

my teen years are coming to a close in a few weeks,as i'll turn 20. what a life it's been. whether than recap on what i've done, i'll say what i want to do: -win 1000 dollars on a quarter slot in vega...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 12:41:00 PST

I AM TRIUMPHANT YET AGAIN

  i passed intermediate algebra at college!i'm really glad i did, because i already signed up for classes in the summer i couldn't take if i didn't pass that course. I DEFY GOD AND ALL LOGIC...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:27:00 PST

almost as insightful if a pound of gak wrote it

i went to bed at 5pm yesterday and woke up at 6:30 am today. it's always strange to waste away the day. i wish i was asian so i could make sushi with a samazari sword right now. they're good at that.a...
Posted by Matt on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 04:48:00 PST

once upon a shit

there was a man and a dog. the dog thought the man was hella lame so he poisoned his master's beer. the dog now runs a law firm out of the house.   fin  ...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 05:56:00 PST

think! (for christmas)

by matt, jason and garrett okay guys and sluts,a little precautionary advice for christmas celebraterers for the upcoming holidays. obviously jews/scientological/hindu/mormon peeps shou...
Posted by Matt on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 12:59:00 PST

seinfeld

i have gained a major love for seinfeld!and look at that mood cat. cats aren't productive. and don't type.and obviously this is a million miles from productive. okay not a million. but like ...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 11:37:00 PST

amazing

a somewhat calm night turned into awesome when i saw someone get punched the fuck out in the middle of the street!!!!!! i love denton!!!!!
Posted by Matt on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 01:02:00 PST

phase one

i shit blue-green this morning, (thanks gatorade) phase one is complete. phase two:                                ...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 06:10:00 PST

book nook

i wish i could express my thoughts better at times.and not end in the situation where it's just like filling a full glass with more shit, and it just overflowing with shit. i mean, no one wants to get...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 02:42:00 PST

don't read this. god don't read this. i'm drunk when i p[osted thois.

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Posted by Matt on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 11:02:00 PST