wee!!!!! |
my teen years are coming to a close in a few weeks,as i'll turn 20. what a life it's been. whether than recap on what i've done, i'll say what i want to do:
-win 1000 dollars on a quarter slot in vega... Posted by Matt on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 12:41:00 PST |
I AM TRIUMPHANT YET AGAIN |
i passed intermediate algebra at college!i'm really glad i did, because i already signed up for classes in the summer i couldn't take if i didn't pass that course.
I DEFY GOD AND ALL LOGIC... Posted by Matt on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:27:00 PST |
almost as insightful if a pound of gak wrote it |
i went to bed at 5pm yesterday and woke up at 6:30 am today. it's always strange to waste away the day.
i wish i was asian so i could make sushi with a samazari sword right now. they're good at that.a... Posted by Matt on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 04:48:00 PST |
once upon a shit |
there was a man and a dog.
the dog thought the man was hella lame so he poisoned his master's beer.
the dog now runs a law firm out of the house.
fin
... Posted by Matt on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 05:56:00 PST |
think! (for christmas) |
by matt, jason and garrett
okay guys and sluts,a little precautionary advice for christmas celebraterers for the upcoming holidays. obviously jews/scientological/hindu/mormon peeps shou... Posted by Matt on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 12:59:00 PST |
seinfeld |
i have gained a major love for seinfeld!and look at that mood cat. cats aren't productive. and don't type.and obviously this is a million miles from productive.
okay not a million. but like ... Posted by Matt on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 11:37:00 PST |
amazing |
a somewhat calm night turned into awesome when i saw someone get punched the fuck out in the middle of the street!!!!!!
i love denton!!!!! Posted by Matt on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 01:02:00 PST |
phase one |
i shit blue-green this morning, (thanks gatorade) phase one is complete.
phase two:
... Posted by Matt on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 06:10:00 PST |
book nook |
i wish i could express my thoughts better at times.and not end in the situation where it's just like filling a full glass with more shit, and it just overflowing with shit. i mean, no one wants to get... Posted by Matt on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 02:42:00 PST |
don't read this. god don't read this. i'm drunk when i p[osted thois. |
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