I'm Yuki. I cuss. I am fussy and I am a God Damn Fucking Diva. I am currently a 4 year old papillon (you pronounce the fucking name PAP EE YAWN idiots...NOT pap PILL on). I am not a long haired chihuahua. And you freaks that ask if I am a pomeranian...screw you. Another thing, I AM NOT A GOD DAMN GREMLIN! IF YOU ARE SO INCLINED TO COMPARE ME TO GIZMO, THEN I WOULD BE A MOGWAI YOU ASSHOLES! And I am not a God damn bat either. Stupid HOMOsapiens.
I set the rules, if you down't like them, then screw you. You will be punished. If you are eating, you are to give me your food. If you are doing anything, you are to pet me, especially my belly around my pee pee area. My pee pee preferably. If you don't pet me when I want you too, I will goose your hand, nose or whatever is the closest and consistently do it until you get so annoyed you insist on petting my pee pee (which is what I wanted you to fucking do in the first place). If you don't do what I want when I want, I will bark at you or do the silent, but barely audible and annoying "whimper". This is my ultimate weapon...it brings HOMOsapiens to their mental limts and they start yelling and flailing about. Of course, there is "the stare". People think it is funny, but I am really trying to mind-meld with you and melt your brain. If you have come in close contact with me lately, you will see that shortly after, your intelligence will have downgraded a few levels. If you have ever spoken to "the mama" in great depth, you'll see for yourself the power I have. Especially late at nigtht when she won't go to bed when I tell her. (God damn computer.) I have damaged her brain so much she now types weird emails that make no sense to others and it sounds as if she drinks heavily. Be warned. It is all my mind-melding.
I can care less if you think I am cute and adorable. I hate you all and I only love my "the mama" and her luscious arm. My favorite thing to do is hump "the mama's" arm. There is nothing better to do than that. I see it, and I lick it, then I hump it. I don't want to hump anything else but her arm. I play and sleep, but when I see the arm, its all I can focus on. It's my arm! It's so hot and tasty! Sometimes I really do make it on and attach and she can't get me off. It makes her really mad and she starts yelling at me. I ignore her and slam it. Woop there it is....Amen to the arm.
PS-You don't touch "the mama." Or face my fury.this layout is from whateverlife.com!
