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I hate people. People are the bane of my existence. I love my friends. I would do anything for them. I am a people pleaser. I am a contradiction. I have no shame. I like to be blunt and that tends to hurt peoples feelings. Boo fucking hoo. I have a zero bullshit policy so check your drama at the door. I'm high-strung and a total bitch. I hate talking on the phone and I’m horrible at returning emails and messages. My son Aleksander is better looking then you, he wins. I like shiny objects and zombies. Vitamin Water is addicting and I buy about 20 bottles a week....Yes, you read that correctly. I drink the yellow one and the purple one. I’m easily amused and entertained which means I’m just as easily distracted. If you want to keep my attention you have to work at it a little. I’m pretty strange but at least I’ll make you laugh. Brittany and Steffie are probably the only ones who will ever understand me. I hearts you both! Also, Than Wilson from Skibo's is the the one who does my tattoos and yes, he is the shit.

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"You make whore tasteful and delightful like a nice cocktail of pillz"

-Steffie

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