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Bob

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

My Interests

Television:

An easy one to fill as I don't actually own a set, something which puts me in a minority of, I believe, about two percent of the population. The licensing authorities keep threatening to come round because they have noticed we don't have a license and we are almost looking forward to their visit!

My Blog

Yet More Poetry

Is It Really Better? Sat in a caff on a cold Monday morning, Thinking of all the loves that I've lost, As Kirsty McColl sings about her new England, I sip my tea as I tot up the cost. Winding...
Posted by Bob on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 12:37:00 PST

Even More Poetry

Hoxton Tosser. He's dressing designer dressing down, I see the bastard all round town And his sort really get me down, 'Coz he's such a fucking wanker! He dresses like Brad Pitt in Snatch, H...
Posted by Bob on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 12:35:00 PST

More Poetry

Job Centre Minus. I'm gonna go postal down the D.W.P., It's the last time those bastards'll mess with me. I'm gonna take a machete to me Project Work Advisor, He called me "a malingerer," I thi...
Posted by Bob on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 12:32:00 PST

The First Poem I Ever Performed In Public

The Wild Wood.     Shall I take you again to the Wild Wood? Shall we walk as before, Hand in hand, Arm in arm, Down its paths and through its trackless glades? Whether in daylight or in sa...
Posted by Bob on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 03:35:00 PST

A Poem

Bazaar Macabre     If you've watched T.V. and you've seen the war And if you've wondered what it's for. Then listen to me and I'll tell you a tale About how we've put death on sale To desp...
Posted by Bob on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 07:59:00 PST

So I finally Succumb

So, I have finally sucumbed to the dubious delights of Herr Murdoch's My Space. having said that I was not interested in joining the ranks of the corporate web user.  So, I'm a hippocrite, so sue...
Posted by Bob on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 03:25:00 PST