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minx

cookie confidential...coming soon...mmm...cookies...

About Me

how to describe minx, the mistress of mayhem...eva braun meets marie antoinette meets molly ringwald ...i'm a jersey girl and damn proud...debaucherous encounters are my forte...hobbies include my boyfriend, bacon, baking cookies & getting in fights. i love good(bad) b-horror movies, ponies, bacon & christopher walken. ive been to jail & it wasnt fun. im a loud, obnoxious bitch, but if youre my friend ive ALWAYS got your back. im a borderline genius with a g.e.d. im unconventional in every way imaginable, a little psycotic, & love causing trouble.R.I.P .to the now defunct k.o.kitties. i miss the girls and i miss the jell-o and most of all i miss the ass kicking, but it was time to move on. for those of you who got to witness it, be thankful, and to all you fuckers who missed it, now would be the appropriate time to kick yourself in the ass. i do not have/use aim, so please do not bother to give me your screen name!! also, please dont leave me comments with music/annoying sounds on them...i will delete them!! yeah, whatever, im a bitch, so the fuck what, get over it.

My Interests

Kermit(not the frog), Cookie Confidential, alize, bulldogs, bacon, working too much, being a bookworm, drinking, hot tubs, being a bitch, eating cookies & ice cream, baking cookies, hotel parties, sharp and shiny objects, clothes, tea, cupcakes, toast

I'd like to meet:

people that want to give me bags of money. or bacon. or ice cream. people that want to buy cookies. zombies. the makers of ambien.

Music:

gangsta polka

Movies:

french with subtitles, porn with overdubbing

Television:

the colbert report is the most brilliant piece of television ever aired

Books:

i am legend, house of leaves, lolita, hubert selby jr,hunter s. thompson, geek love,clive barker, chuck palahniuk, david sedaris,agusten burroughs, the encyclopedia britannica, tom robbins

Heroes:

mr.david chappelle

My Blog

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Posted by minx on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST