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Miss Ashley

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About Me

I'm me. I'm never satisfied. I'm totally fucking insane, but I think its good to be insane cuz then ur not always bored. I currently call Seattle home, if home exists. Seattle is cool cuz its clean, and it's beautiful. It's clean cuz it rains a lot but thats okay cuz I love the rain. I like fall when the leaves fall of the trees in autumn and I kick them when I walk anywhere. But I like spring and summer more cuz its sunny and theres a lot more stuff to do and I'm never sad when its sunny. I have a black cat named Damian. I named him that cuz he is the son of satan. You'd understand if u knew him. I love writing and reading but I don't do either as much as I should.I fucking love art and music. I'd go crazy if I didn't always have music playing. I think salvador dali is a god.... I love meeting new people. I love all my friends. I love having fun and causing trouble. I'm really good at the latter. I'm an aquarius. I am always trying to quit smoking, but I don't think I'm ready. My natural hair color is blond but I like to dye my hair a different color on a monthly basis. I'm running out of new colors though, any ideas??? I model for some 2 different agencies that don't get me near enough work so if u know of any others send me the number. I love fire dancing. I love fire. I'm one of the laziest people I know. I take that back. I know a lot of lazy people. I love learning new stuff. I go to school at Seattle Central Community College. I'm in the process of getting my real estate license. I think. I don't really know anymore, but thats not a big deal cuz I'm still young. I'm going to be one of those people who goes to school forever cuz after I'm a real estate agent I'm going to get my business degree. I decided I'm going to start wearing glasses when I want to look smart. haha. I'm a fucking nerd. It will take you about 2 minutes to realize this. I jump out of planes. Totally addicted to skydiving. I laugh a lot. If you make a lot of stupid jokes you will probably love me cuz I will laugh my ass off the entire time and make you think your funny. Don't get too excited about that. I laugh at stupid ass shit. I'm more likely to laugh at any situation before I get upset about it. I think this is a good thing. The worst way to hurt me is to lie to me. I strictly date assholes with addictions and emotional walls. I like boys that wear makeup. I've done my ex-boyfriend's makeup on numerous occasions. He was always scared I was gonna poke his eye with the eyeliner. :) I have a tendency to run away from painful situations. I hate fighting. But I hate losing more. I cuss a lot. I'm incredibly sarcastic. I have a very addictive personality. But at least I know this so I can stop myself. I used to do a lot of drugs, but now I just smoke and drink a lot. I have the worst short term memory ever. I can't remember names for shit, unless you repeat them back to me like 59 times or you make some kind of an impression. Which you probably didn't, come again? just kidding. I love the rain and I fucking love this city. In case you haven't figured out already, I have untreated attention deficit disorder. That means I'm thinking 500 things right now. So never ask me what I'm thinking. I fucking hate that question...

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My Interests

Reading and writing. Fire Dancing. Skydiving. Snowboarding. Wakeboarding. Learning. Astrology. Philosophy. Religion. People. Art. Sex. Music. Playing guitar. Listening. Talking. Walking. Dreams. Astral projection. Drugs. Life. Time. Bending forks. Watching. Learning. Getting to know people. Travel. Europe. Science. Psychology. Philosophy. Books. And the list goes on....

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people who don't bore me. People who share the same interests and people with a sense of humor. People who aren't FAKE or SHALLOW. People who aren't judgemental. REAL PEOPLE! Someone who makes an impression on me.

Music:

Music is a huge passion of mine. The Pixies. The Misfits. The Horrorpops. Pedro the Lion. Danzig. Death Cab for Cutie. The Ramones. Blondie. ACDC. The Cure. The Cramps. The Smiths. The Clash. Belle and Sebastien. Le Tigre. Beulah. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club. Bright Eyes. Coheed and Cambria. Caesar's Palace. The Dandy Warhols. Depeche Mode. The Doors. The Hives. Duran Duran. Joy Division. Primal Scream. New Order. Morrissey. Motley Crue. My Bloody Valentine. Massive Attack. Murder City Devils. Muse. New York Dolls. Nirvana. The Psychedelic Furs. Rancid. The Shins. The Faint. The Libertines. The Postal Service. Marilyn Manson. Catherine Wheel. Red Hot Chili Peppers. DnB, Breakbeats,chillout music, random ass techno shit is cool too sometimes.I am 52% Punk Rock.
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Movies:

Donny Darko. Anything that has Johnny Depp in it. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Big Fish. Requiem for a Dream. Waking Life. Trainspotting. Spun. Walk the Line. Reefer Madness. Reservoir Dogs. Quentin Terantino movies. Four Rooms. Kill Bill 1 and 2, but I liked 2 better. Time Burton movies. Zombie movies. I LOVE ZOMBIE MOVIES. And Vampire movies. Blow. Igby Goes Down. Mostly artsy movies...

Television:

Dude, commercials are weird... have u ever just watched them? Sorry that is the first thing I think of when I think of TV, cuz I don't watch it. I don't even own a TV. Everyone should throw their TV out their window. NOW. Just do it. You'll feel a lot better. okay, so I decided I might like some tv... The History Channel is rad. And I like The Family Guy but that doesn't count cuz those are on dvd. So there. But I still refuse to get cable.

Books:

1984. Survivor. Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs. Diary of a Teenage Girl. Douglas Coupland. Anything by Chuck Palyniuk or Orwell. Davis Sedaris books. Memoirs of a Geisha was a way better book than a movie, as is usually the case. I need to read White Oleander, cuz I love that movie. James Redfield's Celestine Prophesy. stuff on pyschology, sociology, philosophy, or political stuff. Anything by Aleister Crowley. Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Brave New World. Catch 22. Farenheit 451. I, Lucifer. She's Come Undone. Noam Chomsky's stuff. The Scarlet Letter. Night. Diary of A Teenage Girl, but I forgot who wrote it. etc.... I am kinda a book nerd.

Heroes:

My parents. They put up with me. They might as well be heroes! Also, anyone who is able to accomplish their dreams, no matter what they may be, is a hero to me. oh, and bettie, audrey, and marilyn.

My Blog

I got the job I got the job!

GUESSS WHAT? I got the job at the Benefit makeup counter at the Northgate Macys. So if anyone wants to buy makeup, have their makeup done, or just come say hi to me, DO IT! I start in the next week or...
Posted by Miss Ashley on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:30:00 PST

I <3 San Francisco

I got kicked out of the Cramps show at the Fillmore.  I'll write more when I actually wanna write.
Posted by Miss Ashley on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 02:10:00 PST

I think I am an adrenaline junkie.

My body hurts like a fucking devil and its okay cuz yesterday I pulled my own cord skydiving. I saved my own fuckin life bitches! I jumped 3 times yesterday and pulled my own cord twice. I was suppose...
Posted by Miss Ashley on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 12:12:00 PST

I wanna fly!

So I'm fuckin hooked, k? I'm getting my A license for skydiving before that drop zone closes this summer for sure. I've been at that damn place twice this week and I'm goin again tomorrow. Hopefully, ...
Posted by Miss Ashley on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 05:38:00 PST

I love my firneds,

I've had a lot of fucked up friends in my life. I've had a lot of people screw me over. But right now, I love my fucking friends. For the first time in my life, I can feel like I trust a select group ...
Posted by Miss Ashley on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 10:07:00 PST

phoenix fest kicked some ass

I did lotsa stuffs, heard lotsa cool music, met some cool motherfucka's and had a pretty damn-dirty-good time. Next stop Florida and the fuckin BAHAMAS, then off to BURNING MAN. Phoenix fest was like ...
Posted by Miss Ashley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I need a drink.

ummm by now everyone should know the bet ended like forever ago. It lasted a whole week. Now I'm at my parents house. I'm bored. I'm sober as fuck. I want a blunt and some booze and I really wanna get...
Posted by Miss Ashley on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 10:10:00 PST

the bet....

I made this bet for a hundred bucks with alena this morning at breakfast while she was still half-drunk from last nite and I was still feeling nauseus at the idea of tequila.... NO DRINKING. Period en...
Posted by Miss Ashley on Sun, 07 May 2006 04:16:00 PST

what I've been doing

cuz apparently if I don't tell anyone they like to make it up for themselves.... 1. working my ass off in attempt to buy a new car that will NOT make me look like a 16 year old asian kid and WILL mak...
Posted by Miss Ashley on Wed, 03 May 2006 09:57:00 PST

myspace is stupid

       so heres what I've been doing...I like to drink wine lately. Lots of it. My brain doesn't feel activated until I smoke a bowl in the morning. And drink coffee.&nbs...
Posted by Miss Ashley on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 04:14:00 PST