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Chris

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Name: Chris Lanzafama
Birthday: 01/06/1961
Birthplace: coony island N.Y.
Current Location: Kenilwoerth N.J.
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: Was brown now gray
Height: 5' 8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: sandles
Your Weakness: WINE&PASTA
Your Fears: talking to strangers
Your Perfect Pizza: ham& pinapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Smoke a pork butt
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: none
Thoughts First Waking Up: oh shit i'm late for work!
Your Best Physical Feature: greying bald head
Your Bedtime: 11pm
Your Most Missed Memory: if i know it would't be missed
Pepsi or Coke: moutain dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: wendys
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: both
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: no
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: 3 times
Do you want to go to College: nope
Do you want to get Married: been there for 17 years can't wait to get out
Do you belive in yourself: some times
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: not at all
Do you get along with your Parents: some what
Do you like Thunderstorms: i sit at the window with the lights out & aglass of wine
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i'm right now
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yessssssssss
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: with no pain
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: what i am now
What country would you most like to Visit: italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color:
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'-5'6"
Weight: 110-120
Best Clothing Style: causual
Number of Drugs I have taken: to many to count
Number of CDs I own: to many to count
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 3
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My Interests

Crabbing, Camping, Eating Ice cream, Drinking Wine

I'd like to meet:

madonna, celine dion,the who.

Music:

Madonna only girl worth listening to!

Movies:

Lord of the rings, star wars, star trek, sci-fi is the only thing worth watching!

Television:

Medium, all Stargates, Star trek, (i miss Lexx), Xxena, Heros, Lost, Survivor

Books:

Lord of the rings, War of the spider Queen, Journey into the Void, Guardians of the Lost, Well of Darkness, Harry Potter...Favorite author J.R.R Tolkein and R.A.Salvatore...Read just about everyone of these authors books.

Heroes:

Spock. lol..and of course Gandalph :-)

My Blog

LOVE FROM BOTH SIDES

.... this is really really really true Girl Facts:When a girl is mean to you after a break-upshe wants you back but she is tooscared she'll get hurt and knowsyou're gone forever!when you catch a girl ...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:46:00 PST

Children (My sister brigets blog in Florida)

Children Some people are their own worst enemy...... Can you imagine treating the ones around you like shit then wondering where everyone went? (Your friends, family, even your own children)....
Posted by Chris on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 06:28:00 PST

Bitter & Angry

Bitter & Angry.. Am I angry? Probably; Do I have a right to be? Yes, I do. I also am hurt by what she’s done to me and what they are trying to do to me and I can’t deny that&& But I...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 06:34:00 PST

Whats Important

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings butshorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, buthave  less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 04:40:00 PST

2007 FINALE SURVEY

2007...[PEOPLE]1. Best friends? spooky my cat lol2. Lost any friends? Yes sherry3. Gained any friends? no4. Met a new good friend? no[PLACES]1. Went out of the country? no2. Moved? nope3. New school? ...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:04:00 PST

wHAT FEELS LIKE HOME TO ME !

Home to me Current mood: optimistic Category: Life ...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 04:55:00 PST

Man laws I knew they were unwritten, but someone finally wrote them down!!!

  1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angeli...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 02:57:00 PST

Whats under your blue dress?

..> WRITING: What's Under Your Blue Dress? Category: Writing and Poetry ...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 04:45:00 PST

Sherry my wifes cousin is trying to fuck me

Dear Miss Guilty,   After I picked you up, you said you needed to go the bank. I drove you to the bank, you gave me your debit card, I withdrew your money and handed you $100.00 and then your d...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 06:00:00 PST

drunk survey

drunk survey 1. When drunk, I tend to......talkative2. Do you talk about religion or deep meaning thought?sometimes3. Do ...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 05:42:00 PST