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Goetia.

Thee patron saint of fuck-all.

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator I decided my old "about me" was crap, heres a new [albeit very simple] one.
Fucking hell, I re-write this thing too often.
I'm Kay.
I'm taken and very much in love, his name's Josh and we've been together for over a year now.
I have 17 piercings at the moment. I can't be arsed listing them.
I'm naturally blonde which probably explains a lot.
I'm a student at Motherwell college which is a bit of a shitehole to be honest.
I'll be doing HNC photography next year.
I say the words "laborious" and "seriously" a lot.
I tend not to think before I speak, even though I probably should.
I'm terrible to have a conversation with, most of the time I speak as though I'm on crack.
People tend to think that I'm a communist for some odd reason.
Scene kids, loud girls, Dani Filth and white people who want to be Japanese all annoy the shit out of me.
I swear too much, it even annoys me.
My drinks of choice are Jagermeister, Hobgoblin ale, Fraoch ale and JD's, none of your cheap pish!
Having a music collection which consists mainly of downloaded stuff is the ultimate way to lose respect from me.
Add me if you feel the need to, chances are I'll probably like you. I like most people I meet.
Le end.

My Interests

I like

+ My Josh. ♥
+ My friends. ♥
+ Music.
+ Photography.
+ Body modification.
+ Irn Bru.
+ Jagermeister.
+ Art in many forms.
+ Encyclopedia Dramatica.
+ Going to gigs.
+ Aleister Crowley.
+ Marquis De Sade.
+ Hobgoblin and Fraoch ale.
+ Autumn and winter.
+ Maturity.
+ Green tea.
I don't like

- Graveyard desecration.
- Sympathy leeches.
- Fake people.
- Prostitots.
- Nautical star tatoos.
- Stupidity.
- Dani Filth.
- The Glasgow alternative scene.
- Loud, hyper people.
- Arrogance.
- Seeing people vomit.
- Inconsiderate cunts at gigs.
- Bad make-up.

I'd like to meet:

You, if you're interesting that is.

Oh oh and Derek Acorah, just for a laugh.

Bands I've seen live

Finger eleven
Evanescence
H.I.M Slipknot
Korn
Metallica
Mendeed [x4]
The Datsuns
Velvet Revolver
Tristania
Nightwish
Eighties matchbox b-line disaster
System of a down
Season's end
Intense
Dragonland
Epica [x2]
Finntroll [x2]
Norther [x2]
Sonata Arctica [x2]
Man of the hour
Cathedral
Sweet Suzi
Wednesday 13
Girlschool
In Flames [x2]
Motorhead
Strapping young lad
Arch Enemy
One man army
Ektomorf
Children of Bodom [x2]
God forbid
Trivium [x2]
Onslaught
Venom [x2]
Prostitute Disfigurement
Cannibal Corpse
James Blunt
Anathema
Deathstars
Wintersun
The sisters of mercy
Amorphis
Metsatoll
Opeth [x2]
Kalmah
Sodom
Gojira
Tarot
Timo Rautianen
Celtic Frost [x2]
Insomnium [x2]
1349
Zyklon
Enslaved
Keep of Kalessin
Satyricon
Thine Eyes Bleed
Lamb of God
Slayer
Paradise Lost
Lauren Harris [x2]
Iron Maiden
Shoot the Messenger
To-Mera
Watain
Legion of the Damned
Kreator
Within Temptation
Octavia Sperati
Amon Amarth
Ted Maul
Cephalic Carnage
Akercocke

Music:

NORTHER, Thorazine, Amorphis, Summoning, Astarte, Ensiferum, Sonata Nocturna, Zyklon, Season's End, Toxic Holocaust, Nokturnal Mortum, Sunn 0))), Raped Bitch, Depeche Mode, Eternal Tears of Sorrow, 1349, Pelican, David Bowie, Battlelore, Minas Morgul, Turisas, Rivendell, Blizzard Winter, One Man Army, Cruachan, Otep, Emilie Autumn, Infernal War, The 69 Eyes, Hecate Enthroned, Finntroll, Wintersun, Akercocke, Clannad, Kalmah, Eilera, Black Sabbath, Deströyer 666, Waylander, Pantera, Enya, Evanescence, Satyricon, Opeth, Cathedral, Kreator, Kiuas, Tiamat, To/Die/For, Within Temptation, Usurper, Megadeth, Sentenced, Slayer, Darkthrone, Lacuna Coil, The Birthday Massacre, Theatres Des Vampires, Metsatöll, Epica, Impaled Nazarene, Sonata Arctica, Carpathian Forest, Venom, Nightwish, Carcass, Bauhaus, Re:aktor, Deicide, Týr, Sadus, Ebonsight, Zyklon-B, Sodom, Gojira, Immortal, Emperor, Mayhem, In Extremo, Gorerotted, Children of Bodom, Mendeed, Crematory, Amaran, Tristania, Cannibal Corpse, Celtic Frost, In Flames, Ektomorf, Arcane Grail, Eyes of the Nightmare Jungle, Angelzoom, C-Drone-Defect, Elexorien, Nocturna, Callenish Circle, Vomitory, Blacklodge, Neuroticfish, Totem, God is an Astronaut, The Angelic Process, Drudkh, I could possibly go on for longer but I can't exactly be arsed right now.

Lyrics

Movies:

The Wicker Man
Braveheart
American History X
Pan's Labyrinth
A Clockwork Orange
Ichi The Killer
Lord of the Rings
Se7en
Edward Scissorhands
The Shining
Silence of the Lambs
Sleepy Hollow
Shaun of the Dead
Evil Dead 1 & 2
Corpse Bride
300

Books:

The Wasp Factory
Trainspotting
Lord of the Rings
The Silmarillion
Carrie
Pet Semetary
The Crow Road
The Da Vinci code
Diary of a Drug Fiend
A Clockwork Orange
Liber AL vel Legis
120 Days of Sodom
Espedair Street

Heroes:

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My Blog

Another quiz, yaaaayyy!

1. Are you in a relationship?Indeed I am. 2. Do you hate more than 3 people? Nah, I don't hate anyone to be honest, I dislike a certain few though. 3. How many houses have you lived in?One house and ...
Posted by Goetia. on Wed, 30 May 2007 06:52:00 PST

The infamous hate list - Rewritten!

The infamous hate list.   Cradle of Filth life going nowhere whores (y'know, the ones that drink in graveyards, have more fake hair than sense and would suck off any guy with Nymphetamine tattoo...
Posted by Goetia. on Thu, 03 May 2007 12:19:00 PST

Fill it out if ye want.

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. Describe me in one word.8. What wa...
Posted by Goetia. on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 06:26:00 PST

Aye. Quiz pish.

What should you be doing right now?:Nae idea. Tidying maybe.Ever crawled through a window?:Yeah, because the car door was being an asshole and wouldn't open.Where is your mum?:At her night class right...
Posted by Goetia. on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 11:31:00 PST

The [revised] best moments of 2006.

The metal night at the Cathouse and the big cake fight that followed. LMFAO I will aways remember that night, Ross and Vint tried to embarrass me and Kim something awful! Haha and those neds attackin...
Posted by Goetia. on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:22:00 PST

I need to buy some more weaponry...

Got these beauties for me christmas, stunning eh? ...
Posted by Goetia. on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 11:44:00 PST

Yassssss!

Less than a month 'til I go to see Bodom! Harhar right up ye's all!!!
Posted by Goetia. on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 11:40:00 PST

Am gonnae eat ye!

http://www.luckykazoo.com/media/2005/03/cillit-bang-remix.ht ml http://www.luckykazoo.com/media/2005/03/e-sure-remix.html Mwahahahaha!!!! I actually fell over because I was laughing at that Esure rem...
Posted by Goetia. on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 03:55:00 PST

Wit ye 'at fir?

Missin a bit were good :) that band afterwards were shite though... Damn I just stood on a drawing pin, YEAAAAAAARGH!!!!
Posted by Goetia. on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 03:00:00 PST

YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

I got solution 7!!!
Posted by Goetia. on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 08:31:00 PST