stonejuicer

WE have come to earth to learn of your leaders through your primitive device "television." WE will be in contact with earthlings and develop friendly trade of fuel and technology as well as the infinite wisdom of lazerbeard. Purify yourself. Your saviour is in the shadows. His beam of light beckons the faithful. Prepare yourself. Trust in Lazerbeard. Only he can usher in the aeon of lazer salvation.