The Wee Mini Moose

" If I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am become sounding brass, or a clanging cymbal.
And if I have the gift of prophecy, and know all mysteries and all knowledge; and if I have all faith, so as to remove mountains, but have not love, I am nothing.
And if I bestow all my goods to feed the poor, and if I give my body to be burned, but have not love, it profiteth me nothing.
Love suffereth long, and is kind; love envieth not; love vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up,
doth not behave itself unseemly, seeketh not its own, is not provoked, taketh not account of evil;
rejoiceth not in unrighteousness, but rejoiceth with the truth;
beareth all things, believeth all things, hopeth all things, endureth all things.
Love never faileth: but whether there be prophecies, they shall be done away; whether there be tongues, they shall cease; whether there be knowledge, it shall be done away.
But now abideth faith, hope, love, these three; and the greatest of these is love."
-I Corinthians 13:1-8 & 13

"Most gracious God and heavenly Father, we cannot cease, but must cry unto Thee for mercy, because my sins cry against me for justice...That I may know my sins are forgiven by His death and passion.
Embrace me in the arms of They mercy; vouchsafe to receive me unto the bosom of They love, shadow me with Thy wings, that I may safely rest under Thy protection this night;
and so into Thy hands I commend myself, both soul and body, in the name of Thy son, Jesus Christ, beseeching Thee when this life shall end, I may take my everlasting rest with Thee in Thy heavenly kingdom.
Bless all in authority over us, bless all my friends, forgive my enemies and accept my thanksgiving this evening for all the mercies and favors afforded me;
hear and graciously answer these my requests, and whatever else Thou see'st needful grant us, for the sake of Jesus Christ in whose blessed Name and Words I continue to pray, Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy Name...".
-George Washington, in his personal prayer book

Jesus is alive, and you'll find out soon. You better be one of His.

Don't hate me just because I'm an evil conservative!

+I AM+
Disciple of Christ
Creationist
Conservative
Republican
{Yes, I know, conservative Christian- a liberals worst nightmare}
Anti-government sponsored schools
{Otherwise known as public schools}
Vegetarian
Honest
Gardener
Anti-animal right groups
Stupid
Smart
Book worm
Nature lover
Home schooled
Animal lover
Especially reptiles
{And I love building vivaria and such things}
Plant lover
Loud
Outspoken
Opinionated
Narrow minded
{truth is a narrow road, don't give me that "all encompassing" spiel you hippie. Go take a shower.}
Pretty good listener
{Although I can talk a lot}
Weird

+NICKNAME+
My real nickname is Torque or Critta Cat or Kissa. Yeah, I've got a lot of 'em.
MY NAME IS CARISSA!!!!
NOT:
Clarissa
Carrise
Karissa
Get it right people!
Please!

+MY PETS+
0.0.1 Minature Schnauzer
0.1.0 Rosy Bourkes
1.0.0 Western Hognose(Heterodon nasicus)
0.1.0 Merauke Blue Tongue Skink(Tiliqua gigas evanescens)
0.1.0 Tanzanian Giant Tailess Whip Scorpion(Damon variegatus)
0.0.1 California Tarantula(Eurypelma californicum)
0.1.0 Leaf Tailed Chameleon(Rhampholeon brevicaudatus)
1.0.0 Cat Gecko (Aeluroscalabotes felinus)
0.1.0 Red Rump Tarantula(Brachypelma vagans)
1.0.0 Insane Kibby Kat
0.2.0 Hermit Crabs

It is in vain, sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace -- but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!
- Patrick Henry, March 23, 1775

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
-Oscar Wilde

"Those who profess to freedom...yet depreciate agitation are men who want crops without plowing...They want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters."
-Frederick Douglass

"The time is now near at hand which must probably determine whether Americans are to be freemen or slaves; whether they are to have any property they can call their own; whether their houses and farms are to be pillaged and destroyed, and themselves consigned to a state of wretchedness from which no human efforts will deliver them.
The fate of unborn millions will now depend, under God, on the courage of this army. Our cruel and unrelenting enemy leaves us only the choice of brave resistence, or the most abject submission. We have, therefore to resolve to conquer or die."
-George Washington, 1776

"Nations which do not know how to get down to the roots must settle for the branches. Thus, in nations which our textbooks call totalitarian, strict controls obtain concerning press, T.V., public debate. These societies are like bad gardeners who spend whole days out in the hot sun pruning bushes, doing their best to cut down hopeless growths of undesired ideologies, because they do not yet have skillful means for poisoning the soil. Because they are old-fashioned, and are forced to strike with crude utensils at the full-grown foliage they did not know enough to poison in its bed, we are entitled to decree that they are brutal and undemocratic. By implication, we discern ourselves to be more civilized. The truth is that we simply know a better way to tend the garden."
Jonathan Kozol, The Night is Dark and I am Far From Home

schizotypal
ESFP - "Entertainer". Radiates attractive warmth and optimism. Smooth, witty, charming, clever. Fun to be with. Very generous. 8.5% of the total population. Free Jung Word Choice Test (similar to MBTI)
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S printing on the steppes, clutching a thorned whip, cometh The Wee Mini Moose! And she gives a vengeful howl:

"I'm going to pulverize you into a fine spicy powder, then make toast!!"

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