Police Warning... New Date Rape Drug....! |
POLICE WARNING FOR MEN: Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on th...
Posted by CUCUMBER CHRIS is in ORLANDO! on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 09:48:00 PST |
Ladies.... I am Now for Hire! |
Ladies, tired of making those pesky commitments to a man, only to find one that's much more handsome, articulate and loaded? Feel the need to change your mind incessantly about what you want from a si...
Posted by CUCUMBER CHRIS is in ORLANDO! on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 06:02:00 PST |
Types of Females..... |
After several years of dating and having way too many to count "friends with benefits" relationships, I have come to the conclusion that there are . . . .12 Types of Females1. Ms. Gold-DiggerAdvantage...
Posted by CUCUMBER CHRIS is in ORLANDO! on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:40:00 PST |
Dear Alcohol.... |
Dear AlcoholFirst & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're ev...
Posted by CUCUMBER CHRIS is in ORLANDO! on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 09:37:00 PST |
Pick up lines ... |
This is a compilation of several pickup lines that i have personally used in the past. But, for some odd reason, absolutely none of them have worked for me. Feel free to add more!
Pickup lines example...
Posted by CUCUMBER CHRIS is in ORLANDO! on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 09:43:00 PST |
FAQ's about Cucumber Chris |
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Chris Perry
Birthday:
February 7
Birthplace:
Mountain Home Idaho (i'm not kidding)
Current Location:
Tampa Bitch!
Eye Color:
Hazel
Hair Color:
Brown...
Posted by CUCUMBER CHRIS is in ORLANDO! on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 09:08:00 PST |
Booty Call Application |
Booty Call Application........hilarious Current mood: amused
THE PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on th...
Posted by CUCUMBER CHRIS is in ORLANDO! on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 11:25:00 PST |
