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The story begins in 1990, during the gulf war.
Al Dahmer and Jerry Baker - both soldiers - got in the same tank team, and became good mates. However, they got an idea, to form a band and kick some fucking ass. And they didn’t want to play some pussy metal like Manowar, no, they wanted to combine sickness, hardness and melody and call it “melodic deathgrindâ€. But after the gulf war ended, they didn’t see each other for many years.
2001, after the wife of Jerry died, because her plane crashed in a tower, Jerry was very depressed. So he decided to get drunk and commit suicide. But before that, he wanted to see more of the USA and traveled across the whole land, until he came in LA. Jerry thought, that he finished his trip and went in the next bar, he saw. When he was right in front of the door, it opened and Al Dahmer flew out – because he started a fight in the bar - and landed on Jerry. At first – they didn’t recognize each other – they started a fight again, but when Jerry strangled Al, he looked him in his eyes and recognized him. They started to laugh and went up, to go to another bar. They found one, got in, got 2 beers and started to talk about what happened since they last met. Al felt very sorry about Jerry‘s wife, not only because, Jerry’s a good friend, but Al’s wife died in a car crash, after she was driving home from the hospital, where she got a successful cancer operation. They decided to OD and since they wanted to do it in style, they went to Holland. They were driving around – a “little†high – when all the sudden some guy jumped in front of their car. They started cracking up and decided “this is gonna be our drummer!â€. So they picked him up and went to the next coffee shop, where they found out, that he was a son of a lumberjack and he could play drums very well. His name was Tomas Schmit and he was a junkie.
After they all got drunk, they decided to go to Tomas’ house and practice in his garage for the band. In the same evening they got their first gig under the name “Emo Slaughtering Blastbeat Machineâ€. After they fucked many groupies, a French guy came up to them and said “You are not as good as you think. By the way, I AM emo, so leave me alone, you don’t understandâ€. The three guys looked at each other, then looked at the French emo kid and said: “You suck!†So they grabbed him, raped him and forced him to fuck a socket. After he was dead, they decided the name sucked as well, so they changed it to “Anal Socketfuckersâ€, but thought that was boring and put a “Napalm†in the name. The result was “Anal Napalm Socketfuckersâ€. Because the Dutch police was looking for them, and the USA just sucked, they decided to go to Vietnam.
2007, After they recorded their first album “You Suckâ€, they went to Germany, because many Vietnamese people thought the word “napalm†wasn’t all that fitting and because everyone just sucked.
In early 2008 the Socketfuckers recorded their second asskick armageddon album named "You All Suck". With 13 genocidal tracks it was released on June 13th 2008. Promote ANSF, or you're fucked... with steelcap boots... by ANSF...
Al, Jerry and Tomas
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Anal Napalm Socketfuckers - You Suck (2007)
Anal Napalm Socketfuckers - You All Suck (2008)