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JARRETT

whoomp, jarrett is.

About Me

i have a friend who is a dermatologist and a comedian. he only does topical humor.

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My Interests

food
music
comedy
clothes
the innocence of the 90's
giant squid
short walks in the desert
being real
lisa & marge simpson
travel
asian kids
anthropology
going to lunch
chemistry
the dry heat from your car after its been soaking in the sun all day.
people who don't get offended easily
poker
Kenny & Footy's "Morning Sickness"
william lehman causeway
david alan grier
scrabble
drinking orange juice right after i brush my teeth
the City Furniture theme song.
throwing down in fisticuffs
did i mention food & music?
giving blood
adding the word "Mc" in front of everything
laughing to the point where no sound is coming out.
movies based on comics
waldo from family matters
arm wrestling grandmothers'
making mix cd's
haitians
dr. zoidberg
jello + evaporated milk
filling out the 'Interests' section of my Myspaceâ„¢ profile
changing lanes without running over the reflectors.
asian women.
redheaded women.
redheaded asian women. ......or not.
taking blood.
not getting enough sleep.
driving with my knee.

I'd like to meet:

i've met everyone.

Music:

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Movies:

American Psycho
L.A. Story
Anchorman
Monty Python & THe Holy Grail
Spanglish
A History of Violence
Groundhog's Day
X2
The Parenthood

Television:

wednesday nights.

Books:

currently: Tropical Truth Caetano Veloso

My Blog

Harvest Party

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Posted by JARRETT on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 01:03:00 PST

Johari as fuck.

so Raquel told me about this Johari window. its where you choose five or six words (from a list) to best describe me. unfortunately "Trinidadian-American Bass Player" isnt one of the terms. so youre g...
Posted by JARRETT on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 06:49:00 PST

Collection of thoughts throughout the years. (i've certainly grown up)

isnt it ironic how the headlines say "Remembering Reagan" i wonder if Batman has ever at a dinner gave a toast and said "To the Batcave" i wonder if Elvis Presleys' last words were "I gotta go t...
Posted by JARRETT on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 08:15:00 PST