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Allison Shmallison

G'day cunt-features!!

About Me


i'm a gypsy. i move around randomly.
i have two cats. zeus and winston. im obsessed with them. they are super awesome. everyone wishes their cats are as cool as mine. the progression towards crazy cat lady has begun.
other than that, i dont do a whole lot and thats just fine with me.
"What is the best feature about me: ur boobies are nice and u have a cute little tushy but ur kool to talk to." -Robson.
that pretty much sums it up.
"Against criticism a man can neither protest nor defend himself; he must act in spite of it, and then it will gradually yield to him." -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.
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My Interests

laughing. my cats. webcomics. being alone. being with people that i like. slouching. improving the things that need improving. i watch a lot of movies and i spend too much time at the library. also, drinking way too much coffee in the morning.

I'd like to meet:


he should totally be my friend.
"fag-hags are the backbone of the gay community." -margaret cho.

Music:

who even listens to music anymore?

Movies:

the birdcage. the point. stranger than fiction. milo and otis. mary poppins. the royal tenenbaums. eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. garden state. harold and maude. the life aquatic. american beauty. ever after. what dreams may come. adaptaion. the princess bride. uptown girls.

Television:

dexter. doctor who. torchwood. lost. heroes. degrassi, because they go there. cowboy bebop. city confidential. anything on A&E.

Books:

the alchemist, and anything by paulo cohelo. running with scissors. dry. catcher in the rye. ordinary people. the perks of being a wallflower. wicked: the life and times of the wicked witch of the west. jitterbug perfume. lamb. harry potter. the glitter dome. there are more. im constantly reading something.

Heroes:

my mom. people that are interesting and do good things for the world and other people.

My Blog

dont let them take a picture of your pussy

it'll steal your pussy's soul. so i saw my favorite person, margaret cho, last night. she was so funny. i love her. and she's so smart and positive. she loves everyone, except fucking assholes, a...
Posted by Allison Shmallison on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 07:30:00 PST

hello gorgeous...

i signed a lease today! hooray! the landlord says i can move in now if i want. i got a haircut and tim says i look like babs in funny girl. at least shes cute in that. im going to have to adjust to no...
Posted by Allison Shmallison on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:36:00 PST

so, i live in new york now.

i drove from denver to miami and spent two weeks there visiting. it was good to see everyone. i miss them. i dont miss miami though. glad to be gone, even though itll always be home. till i die.then i...
Posted by Allison Shmallison on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 07:40:00 PST