Let's see... I'm currently 23, my heart hates me and I have two jobs. Ones ripping people off at Circuit City, the other is ripping people off doing stand-up comedy. Im not that good at either cause I'm still broke as fuck. I like to play videogames, watch shitty movies and pretty much any Reality Tv show that comes on the BRAVO network. I watch way too much porn, and eat even more cheetos. I prefer Star Wars over Star Trek, but fucking hate Stargate. I am a nerd of texas size proportions and, I lose weight one braincell at a time.
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Name: Motherfuckin' KOOLAID
Birthday: 5-9-84
Birthplace: Ft. Worth TEXAS
Current Location: Windcrest, TX Capitol of the Nerdy South
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Browner
Height: 6'4" in heels...
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed Chop, Left Handed Jab
Your Heritage: Half Texan, Half German ALL BADASS
The Shoes You Wore Today: are like the ones I wear Everyday... ADIDAS
Your Weakness: Haterade is krytonite to me
Your Fears: Not having enough $$$
Your Perfect Pizza: No Olives, No Anchovis, No Mushrooms Everything Else
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a Nerd Rap Demo out
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ko0, Right On, and []D [] []V[] []D
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Man, I gotta take a piss"
Your Best Physical Feature: My chin (s) , One's more distinguished than the next.
Your Bedtime: When all the Alcohol and Smoke is gone
Your Most Missed Memory: Not signing up for Ninja School
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi w/ Crown, Coke with Jack
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King fer R3AL5
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona HA!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, black no sugar
Do you Smoke: Yes, especially when I'm Fire
Do you Swear: Only at fucking Daycares
Do you Sing: Of course
Do you Shower Daily: Ever since I moved into the Playboy mansion YES
Have you Been in Love: Yes, what I had with my NES was Love.
Do you want to go to College: In it, next question
Do you want to get Married: Sure, I'll marry Hilary Duff as soon as I beat the Shit outta Joel Madden
Do you belive in yourself: OH YEAAAAAHHHH
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope, but I am sick with the motions
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm Dead Sexay
Are you a Health Freak: Yes, The other day I got a bacon cheeseburger With rice pattie bun
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure
Do you play an Instrument: Learning
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yup
In the past month have you Smoked: *Hacking cough*
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Prescription Only
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Strip Mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope, Bag of Cheetos sure, not a box of Oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope, don't eat seafood at all.
In the past month have you been on Stage: EVERYDAY
In the past month have you been Dumped: by Who?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, not in the last thirty days
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Downloaded some music suuuuure
Ever been Drunk: Whats with all the Questions? FAV. JAEGERMEISTER
Ever been called a Tease: Nope, Been called, Fatty, Dick, Asshole
Ever been Beaten up: Hey I do the pwn'n round here
Ever Shoplifted: yeah, i was little walked outta the store with a pack of gum
How do you want to Die: The Jedi way, and become one with The Force *hangs head*
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Alive
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany, Austria, England, Austrailia, Japan
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3
Number of CDs I own: Hundreds and Hundreds of BLANKS, couple Gigs on the HD of mp3's
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: Coming soon to an ass near you!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Can't live life wanting to change the past its, pointless and useless
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