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Trillian Kincaid

But this way, you get BEER!

About Me

Classical flute, bluegrass banjo, sea chanteys, Irish whistle, British comedies, Canadian folk singers, Mexican food, Italian coffee, Austrian sausage, German beer, California wine, French butter and the Swedish Chef. Softball, baseball, paper crafts, religious horror movies, philosophy, speculative fiction, vocabulary, candle making, atheism, urban colloquialisms, contradiction and repetitiveness, swearing, repetitive swearing, silence, amputating paper dolls, well-choreographed violence, peaceful demonstrations, neo-cabaret, poison pens, literary porn, pie, tasteless jokes, laughing loudly, pretending I'm always in West Side Story and being angry at the state of the nation but feeling impotent to do anything about it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Carl Sagan, Earl Scruggs, Thomas Jefferson. At the same time.Get Your Own Real Time Visitor Map!

Music:

Bad Religion, Switchblade Symphony, Jason Webley, Steve Earle, Bauhaus, The Beatles, Oingo Boingo, David Francey, The Jayhawks, Ella Fitzgerald, The Decemberists, Inkubus Sukkubus, Prince, Aretha Franklin, Billie Holiday, Stan Rogers, Bob Dylan, The Grateful Dead, Nick Drake, John Prine, Green Day, Ani DiFranco, Violent Femmes, Tom Waits, Earl Scruggs, Patsy Cline, Jill Sobule, Indigo Girls, Concrete Blonde, The Be Good Tanyas, Johnny Cash, Neil Diamond, Gordon Lightfoot, Cat Stevens, Abba, Heather Combs, The Pogues, Gillian Welch, Alkaline Trio, Jethro Tull, Fred Eaglesmith, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, Cowboy Junkies, Beastie Boys, Pink Floyd, The Chieftains, The Dubliners, Buena Vista Social Club, The Knitters, Sloatbucket, Peggy Lee, The Who, Cher (shutup), Alison Krauss, Diana Krall, The Clash, Simon & Garfunkel, Rosemary Clooney, The Doors, The Carpenters, Arlo Guthrie, Sarah Elizabeth Campbell, David Bowie, The Wolfe Tones, Blondie.

Television:

Battlestar Galactica (2004+), Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The X-Files, Carnivale, Star Trek(s), M*A*S*H, Deadwood, Lost, Twin Peaks, Dr. Who?, TV Nation, SG-1, CSI, VR-5, VH-1 and MTV (when videos were actually played). Britcoms, Popcorn Zen and almost everything on Adult Swim with a particular love of Robot Chicken, The Family Guy and Sealab 2021. I have a thing for 60s and early 70s television: The Ghost and Mrs. Muir, The Avengers, The Prisoner, The Addams Family, The Nanny and the Professor, Dragnet, The Outer Limits, The Twilight Zone, The Night Gallery, Wild, Wild West, The Munsters and Get Smart. And of course, The Oscars.

Books:

The Lathe of Heaven, The Earthsea Cycle (series) – Ursula K. LeGuin; Galveston, The Perfect Circle – Sean Stewart; American Gods, Ananzi Boys – Neil Gaiman; Last Call – Tim Powers; The Little Country, Someplace to be Flying – Charles de Lint; His Dark Materials (series) – Philip Pullman; Harry Potter (series) – J.K. Rowling; Freedom or Death – Nikos Kazantzakis; The Sparrow – Mary Doria Russell; Walden Two – B.F. Skinner; The Chosen, The Promise, My Name is Asher Lev, The Book of Lights – Chiam Potok; Spock’s World – Diane Duane; Coma – Alex Garland; The Music of Razors – Cameron Rogers; The Plague – Albert Camus; The Whimper of Whipped Dogs, "Repent, Harlequin!" said the Ticktockman, A Boy and His Dog, And anything else by – Harlan Ellison; Towing Jehovah – James Marrow; Anita Blake Vampire Hunter (series, books 1-9) – Laurell K. Hamilton; Sea Priestess – Dion Fortune; The Mists of Avalon – Marion Zimmer Bradley; Behold the Man – Michael Moorcock; All In A Summers Day, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Fahrenheit 451 – Ray Bradbury; Rendezvous With Rama, 2001, 2010 – Arthur C. Clarke; Welcome to the Monkey House – Kurt Vonnegut; The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett; Southern Vampire Series – Charlaine Harris; Where The Sidewalk Ends, The Giving Tree – Shel Silverstein and hundreds of others I just can’t remember off the top of my head.
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My Blog

Sometimes all ya gotta do is be there.

By forfeit default, may I present to you your San Francisco DD Women's Championship team, Joan Beere. We kicked ass, we took names, we uh... won because the other team didn't show up. Whatever. I got ...
Posted by Trillian Kincaid on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:27:00 PST

Sign O’ The Times

Received from a friend via my phone today:"They're locking it up like it's the good booze."Whoever you are, make yourself known (my phone didn't recognize your number) because that right there made my...
Posted by Trillian Kincaid on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 10:51:00 PST

Golden Brown Pimptastic Trillian Kincaid Valentine (or... pimp your friends ride!)

I figure if I plug this little film that a friend of mine was the cinematographer for, she'll buy more Racer 5 for our softball game this evening.   Hey, I can be bought. And pretty cheaply too....
Posted by Trillian Kincaid on Thu, 08 May 2008 10:01:00 PST

Happy Valentines Day!

The following scan is of a packing slip from a return our retail division processed yesterday. Nookii is an "adult romance game" that comes with a Do Not Disturb sign, a sheer purple scarf for uh... ...
Posted by Trillian Kincaid on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 06:50:00 PST

Magniloquence for Magnanimity!

...or alliteration for assholes.It's time to come out of the closet my loquacious cumquats and put that prolixity to altruistic and charitable means. Test your vocab, and feed the world and you can...
Posted by Trillian Kincaid on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 05:08:00 PST

Good guys finish last...

Kucinich quits White House race.   Well... fuck.    Now what?!!?...
Posted by Trillian Kincaid on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 03:36:00 PST

January Music Calendar... Or what remains of it anyway.

I've been lightly scolded for not posting my music calendar *again*& For those of you not familiar with the music calendar (as I didn't post during the holidays), this is a listing of shows that I wi...
Posted by Trillian Kincaid on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:41:00 PST

Lions and Tigers and... whoops!

"Even if they provoked the tiger, a reasonable person would believe that the tiger could not escape." Says Rory Little in regards to the attack that occurred at the San Francisco Zoo earlier this week...
Posted by Trillian Kincaid on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 01:17:00 PST

Question of the Week 12-11-07

QUESTION OF THE WEEK: It's hardly original, but it's entirely appropriate. This week, I'd like to explore Christmas music. And not just any Christmas music, but the songs of the holiday that crawl ...
Posted by Trillian Kincaid on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:22:00 PST

Question of the Week 12-2-07 and OMGWTFSKYDIVING!!

I'm not a big list-maker. Even writing out a grocery list is a gigantic chore for me. And, when I do manage, I rarely follow it. Opting instead to browse the aisles one-by-one until something sparkly ...
Posted by Trillian Kincaid on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 09:44:00 PST