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The Infamous UberAlice

Zombie girls don't say no.

About Me

If I could get away with wearing only underwear and combat boots all day I would probably do it. I am a connoisseur of cheap-ass champagne.RivetXNerdXCore fo'lyfe. Get Your Own Player!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Not to be too specific or anything, but I'd really love to meet Cyndi Lauper and, you know, have her do my hair or something.

Music:

You're indier than me by a long shot. BIG UPS THE JOHNNY CASH MASSIF.

Television:

I only use my TV to watch movies, play video games, and have somewhere to put my bobblehead Stitch.

Heroes:

My parents, Cyndi Lauper, Johnny Cash and Tallulah Bankhead.

My Blog

Making a compromise.

I'll do your damn thingie, Myke, but I won't tag people. So there!(I hate reposts/tagging/etc. I only do this because it's you.)Seven strange things that Tracie does:1) I read magazines backwards. Sta...
Posted by The Infamous UberAlice on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 09:20:00 PST

What's going on tonight?

All of my Columbus kids are out of town or otherwise committed. :( I have to work tomorrow so I couldn't go to Hellhouse but it seems sad to spend the weekend of my favorite holiday watching zombie mo...
Posted by The Infamous UberAlice on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 07:37:00 PST

*burp*

Today at work was so long. So, so long. I have come to terms with the fact that I am horribly insecure when it comes to the opposite sex, always will be. So instead I am testing the theory that if I d...
Posted by The Infamous UberAlice on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 04:33:00 PST

I'm heeeeere....

Actually I was here about 5 days ago but lacked the time/ambition to make a proper post about it. I'm in Columbus now. It's sweet. I forgot what it was like to not live alone. Granted, the upper floor...
Posted by The Infamous UberAlice on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 05:08:00 PST

Avast - Uber's birthday/going-away party - Oct.11

Since MySpace is being a fucker and not letting me post events.....Join ye scurvy dogs together for a night (okay, an hour) of pirate laser tag to celebrate Tracie's 22nd birthday and her getting the ...
Posted by The Infamous UberAlice on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 03:57:00 PST

I am glad.

I am so glad that when I think of my friends, the people I hold closest to me, I can think of more than "We drank a lot and went to lots of bars and looked cute." That when I think of my best friends,...
Posted by The Infamous UberAlice on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 11:07:00 PST

I am apparently a very judgemental person.

Which I guess I already knew, and I know I am working on, but it's not often that people actually confront me with it. Hrmm.I wonder what this says about my morality......I don't know about my moralit...
Posted by The Infamous UberAlice on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 08:56:00 PST

Thoughts for the week:

Finally dedicating myself to no longer settling for what's there often means a good amount of tables for 1, empty beds, but plenty of room on the couch. I will miss Cincinnati more than I know. I am o...
Posted by The Infamous UberAlice on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 08:30:00 PST

Fuck this shit.

One of my friends got viciously beaten on his way home from my apartment Friday night. Three days after my car was broken into, and three other cars on this street had their windows smashed last night...
Posted by The Infamous UberAlice on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 06:14:00 PST

The grown-up survey (from Myke)

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?The rent. I have minimal bills otherwise as I live by myself and I'm not home all that much to run up the electricity.2. What's the best place to eat a romanti...
Posted by The Infamous UberAlice on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 07:51:00 PST