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Sanjay

I'm building a machine.

About Me

I'm currently incarcerated in an undisclosed maximum security prison. The reason for my incarceration is Crimes Against Humanity (CAH). However, I merely played the role of a non-pasty patsy; the individuals actually responsible are still at large. Im here to take them down.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who enjoy telling me what I would like to hear. Also individuals with specialized knowledge in regards to hiding saws, hammers, dynamite and files in benign appearing cakes and are willing to do so and visit me in prison. Also women with large breastsis that like to take long walks under the moonlight on the beach and/or prison yard.

Television:

Smashed it.

Books:

"Reading is fo' sukas." Papa Bansal, November 22, 1963

My Blog

RED WINGER PROPOGANDA

I receive several emails such as the following.  I wrote a reply to one because I became disgusted with the outright lies.  Here is the email, and below it is my reply.  I'm sure many o...
Posted by Sanjay on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:44:00 PST

PROPOSITIONS

My thoughts on the ballot. Please let me know your thoughts too. I could easily be mistaken and/or have failed to look at an issue, so let me know.VOTE!All bond measures need to be approved by 2/3 of ...
Posted by Sanjay on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 08:30:00 PST

Prediction

Gas prices will keep dropping till the November elections.
Posted by Sanjay on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 08:38:00 PST

Arnie has my vote!

Here is quote by Arnold Schwarzenegger from Esquire Magazine (July 2003).  This is also why he has my vote: "As much as when you see a blonde with great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself,...
Posted by Sanjay on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 12:05:00 PST

Rush

Unfortunately this has not gotten much press at all. Thanks to the liberal media of course. On Monday 6/26/06, Rush Limbaugh flew into Florida on his private jet. He was returning from the Dominican R...
Posted by Sanjay on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 12:44:00 PST

Shirtless 2: RFP (Request for Proposals)

I'm currently accepting bids from photographers for the honor of taking the shirtless picture of me that is eagerly awaited by trillions of women and gay men.  This is your opportunity to bring y...
Posted by Sanjay on Fri, 05 May 2006 12:10:00 PST

Shirtless

I decided to go ahead and write a blog in order to efficiently address the exorbitant amount of requests I have been inundated with.  So to finally answer the ceaseless questions&YES.  Yes, ...
Posted by Sanjay on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 11:16:00 PST

BODY COUNT!

Does anybody know the amount of Iraqi civilians that have perished at the hands (or remote bombs) of coalition forces? I do not really see that number put out by the mainstream media. I guess if I w...
Posted by Sanjay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Assumption This Bitch!

I have noticed that people will often talk about assumptions in a negative fashion. This is especially true if one persons assumption turns out to be incorrect. This poor individual will most likel...
Posted by Sanjay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST