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Will

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About Me

My degree's in journalism, and I used to say that, in a perfect world, I'd be writing full-time and makes scads of money doing it. Well, I'm halfway there, anyway. After having worked in the trenches of fast food restaurants (McDonald's, Pizza Hut), manual labor (A&B Propane), retail (Tracks / Record Bar / Blockbuster Music), telemarketing (Harris Publishing), and collections (Portfolio Recovery Associates), I finally found the elusive full-time writing gig. It took years of freelancing for weekly, bi-weekly, and even monthly local magazines, as well as the occasional dip into the national and international market (both via magazines and websites), but, now, I'm Associate Editor with the web magazine Bullz-Eye.com. I'm also continuing to freelance for PortFolio Weekly here in Hampton Roads, and once a year, I submit my reminiscences of the Williamsburg Film Festival to Classic Images. But, mostly, I keep my eye on the Bullz-Eye. As a result of beefing up the TV coverage for the site, I'm also now a member of the Television Critics Association, about which I couldn't be more proud.Darkspace Graphics

My Interests

Music, TV, Film, Books, and...uh, probably other stuff, too.

I'd like to meet:

Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Morrissey, Michael Stipe, Peter Buck, Mike Mills, David Letterman, Kevin Smith, Dustin Hoffman, Hank Azaria, Andy Partridge, Brian Wilson, and Matthew Perry. Even though I'm very happily married, I'd still like to meet Sherilyn Fenn and Debbie Gibson, since they were the biggest crushes of my late teen years. (How else to explain that, when my nephew Tyler was born, I was in a theater, seeing "Boxing Helena"? I mean, SOMEBODY had to do it...) Oh, and I'd like a second chance with Elvis Costello, because I met him once and was so starstruck that I said, "You're a genius," which led to him wandering off, probably because how can you possible have a proper conversation with someone who starts off by saying, "You're a genius"? I'd also like to meet Roddy Frame; it's not as if he remembers it, but I got off on the wrong foot during a phone interview with him when I mentioned that I'd seen him open for Edie Brickell and observed that half the audience left after his performance because they'd only come to see him. I didn't intend to belittle Brickell, but he wouldn't have any of my explanation that I was only indicating how people were willing to pay full-price even to see him do an opening act; he replied, "Well, that's nice, but don't diss Edie." Yes, he really did say "diss." Cos Roddy's hardcore like that.

Music:

The Beatles, The Smiths, XTC, The Housemartins, The Beautiful South, the Sex Pistols, Jellyfish, Crowded House, Elvis Costello, Oasis, Blur, Bee Gees, Zombies, ELO, Trashcan Sinatras, Merrymakers, Nik Kershaw, Howard Jones, Duran Duran, Franz Ferdinand, Cosmic Rough Riders, Peter Himmelman, Angie Aparo, Frazier Chorus, Judybats, Gladhands, Lush, Rubinoos, Def Leppard, Asia, Javelin Boot, the Grapes of Wrath, Spinal Tap, Beach Boys, Brian Wilson, Paul McCartney, Jason Falkner, Robyn Hitchcock, Cranbury Sauce, Depeche Mode, Greenberry Woods, Splitsville, David Bowie, Queen, The Candy Skins (or is it the Candyskins?), Echo and the Bunnymen, the Psychedelic Furs, the Turtles, R.E.M., Syd Barrett, Matthew Sweet, the Cure, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, the Ramones, Warren Zevon, Barry Manilow, Rooney, Phantom Planet, Marvelous 3, Butch Walker, Ben Folds, Lindsey Buckingham, Colin Hay, Men At Work, Coldplay, Michael Carpenter, the Buzzcocks, Billy Bragg, the Outfield, Pet Shop Boys, Frazier Chorus, Jayhawks, the Candy Butchers, Dave Wakeling, Belle & Sebastian, U2, Brian Eno, Pernice Brothers, Rocket Summer, Elliott Smith, Starbelly, Bread, Richard Barone, Heavy Blinkers, Player, Huey Lewis & The News, Utopia, Stray Cats, Ric Ocasek, Dead 60s, All American Rejects, the Producers, Ben's Diapers, Cockeyed Ghost, Banana Splits, Lancelot Link and the Evolution Revolution, Catherine Wheel, Fountains of Wayne, Danny Wilson, Suede, Embrace, Longwave, Stone Roses, Swirl360, Taxiride, Rick Springfield, Waltham, Jackdaw4, They Might Be Giants, Enuff Z'Nuff, The Big Dish, Aztec Camera, Eggstone, John Wesley Harding, a-ha, Elvis Costello, Hoodoo Gurus, Thomas Dolby, Tears For Fears...aw, man, this could go on forever, so I should probably just say, "I like a lot of people." But a specific addiction of mine is cover songs. Even this one.Beyond that, however, you totally need to check out this clip for probably my favorite song of the last five years: "A Line You Can Cross," by Lansing-Dreiden, which takes every other '80s-inspired artist in recent memory to task and says, "Fuck you, THIS is how you pay tribute to that era..."And, lastly, here's my new favorite musician: my future punk rocker of a daughter.

Movies:

Now that I have a kid, I find I don't get out to see movies nearly as often as I used to, which means I tend to fall back on the classics - Clerks, Trainspotting, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Swingers, Anchorman, Pulp Fiction, the Commitments, Ed Wood, Anchorman, Adventures of Baron Munchausen, The Iron Giant, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Chasing Amy, Jackie Brown, Reservoir Dogs, Austin Powers (but only the first one), Garden State, Snakes on a Plane, That Thing You Do, Sideways, The Grudge, Sixteen Candles, The Incredibles, Toy Story, Finding Nemo, Forrest Gump, Breakfast Club, and, dammit, I really liked "The Perfect Score." "This is a crack team you've assembled here, chief." Calling someone "chief" = funny.

Television:

How I Met Your Mother, The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, King of the Hill, Home Movies, Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Star Trek, Firefly, Friends, House, Everybody Loves Raymond, Law and Order, CSI, 30 Rock, Doctor Who, Torchwood, My Name Is Earl, NCIS, Medium, Scrubs, Larry Sanders, X-Files, Sopranos, Profiler, and probably thousands more. Oh, yeah, and Quark. (Look it up.)Favorite new show: "Reaper."Funniest 4+ minutes of television EVER:

Books:

The Beatles Forever; Fargo Rock City; Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs; Neverwhere; Our Band Could Be Your Life; Watchmen; Trouser Press Record Guide; High Fidelity...oh, yes, and Lester Bangs' Psychotic Reactions and Carburetor Dung. I know there are tons more, but I'm just going from the bookcases nearby. A recent favorite is "Frost on My Moustache," by Tim Moore, which was so good that I immediately ordered another one of his books online; great travelogue stuff a la Bill Bryson. As of this writing, I'm reading Wil Wheaton's latest work, "The Happiest Days of Our Lives." Good times...

Heroes:

I gotta put my dad first, right? My grandfather - my mother's mother - needs to be on that list, too. Beyond that, geez, I don't really sit around and unabashedly look up to anyone. As far as personal heroes in journalism, I guess the big one is Cameron Crowe: he was writing for Rolling Stone in his teens, married a rock chick, and went on to write and direct movies. You really can't beat that. Beyond that, Groucho Marx and David Letterman helped me come out of my shell by making me realize that I had a really smart-ass sense of humor.img src="http://img.freecodesource.com/gallery/images/banners/pr od_97_1093.gif"

My Blog

"Hooks ’N’ You" strikes again

Here's the opening to my latest "Hooks 'N' You" column over at PopDose.com:"Have you ever found yourself sucked into an episode of 'Behind the Music' or 'Bands Reunited' and, even though you didn't ne...
Posted by Will on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:04:00 PST

So...you’re wondering how it went, right?

It went great.At least, I think it went great...and given that I went in thinking that I was going to be nervous as hell and be left scrambling for answers, I'm pretty sure I'm right.  Certainly,...
Posted by Will on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:55:00 PST

Zapped!

I still can't quite believe it, but on Thursday, a camera crew from Pathway Productions will be coming to my house and filming me as they get my thoughts and critical evaluations of the oeuvre of Mr. ...
Posted by Will on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 03:12:00 PST

The latest "Hooks ’N’ You" column...

...is filler.Not boring, lazy filler, mind you - I spent a good hour and a half compiling it, thank you very much - but still filler nonetheless, since I'd really prefer to stick to the now-establishe...
Posted by Will on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:29:00 PST

Smoke em if you got em

There's something decidedly ironic about a guy who's absolutely never toked up in his life...no, not even once, which means I get to be really pious when I give Ally that anti-drug speech in a few yea...
Posted by Will on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 06:32:00 PST

Gee, your hair smells...stinky!

There's been much laughter at our house over the past twelve hours or so. Jenn got her hair permed last night, and when she got home, Ally was all excited to tell her how pretty it looked...until she ...
Posted by Will on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:23:00 PST

Hey, what’s up with...

...not being able to list what you're watching / listening to / reading at the bottom of your blog entries anymore?  That sucks.  It was always my favorite part!Well, for the record, I'm fin...
Posted by Will on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:21:00 PST

Yo, boyeeeeeeee!

That's right:  I interviewed Flavor Flav.http://www.bullz-eye.com/television/interviews/2008/fla vor_flav.htm
Posted by Will on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 04:14:00 PST

How disappointing

I’m currently reading "Big Bosoms and Square Jaws: The Biography of Russ Meyer, King of the Sex Film," and I can’t believe that the only one of his films that’s readily available for...
Posted by Will on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 02:01:00 PST

I am geeking out on two completely different levels today...

...one because I’m listening to the reunion album by Asia, about which I’m far more excited than anyone really ought to be, and the other because DC Comics is doing a series this summer ab...
Posted by Will on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 10:45:00 PST