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Wes

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About Me

I'm the one that saved the Oompa Loompas from the wangdoodles, hornswogglers, Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids. I've never gotten a VD, that I know of, and I actually floss daily.
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My Interests

I like to spend all of my free time hating the band Creed. If that loser lead singer and Vedder wannabe ever sang in front of me I punch him in the throat to get him to stop.

I'd like to meet:

Self-conscious women who try to hide who they are with make-up.

Music:

Modest Mouse, Robert Johnson, Blind Willie Mctell, Bessie Smith, Johnny Cash, Billy Ocean, Frank Sinatra, Elvis, Black Eyed Peas, The Killers, The Hives, Franz Ferdinand, The Commadores, Stevie Wonder, Parliament, The White Stripes, Hall and Oates, Count Basie, Glen Miller, Dave Brubeck, George Clinton, Moris Day and of course The Time,Bright eyes, Razorlight, Elefant, The Futureheads, Duran Duran, Snow Patrol, Sam Cooke, Rufus W., and his father, Lyle lovett, Gordon Lightfoot, Lionel Richie, Longview, The Carpenters, Willie Nelson

Movies:

Super Troopers, Old School, The Ladies Man, 12 Monkeys, Made, Wall Street, The Royal Tenninbaums, The life aquatic, Casino, Goodfellas, Boogie Nights, Good Will Hunting, Die Hard, anything with Buster Keaton, King Creole, Strange Brew, The Maltese Falcon, Real Genius, 3000 Miles to Graceland, 1984, Dr. Strangelove, A River Runs Through It, Smokey and The Bandit, The Neverending Story, I Heart Huckabees, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Willy Wonka, Scarface, The Great Escape, E.T., Independance Day, Ghost Busters, Back To The Future, Signs, Unbreakable, Indiana Jones, Top Gun, Rainman, The Sting, First Blood, Butch Cassady and the Sundance Kid, Animal House, Superman, Rocky, Dumb and Dumber, City Slickers, Big, Pulp Fiction, Hero, Every Which Way But Loose, Caddyshack, Interview With a Vampire, American Pie, the Nightmare Before Christmas, The Couch Trip, Seven, Sleepy Hollow, The Village, The Magnificent Seven, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Trainspotting, The Shawshank Redemption, Pulp Fiction, The Usual Suspects, Rear Window, Apocalypse Now, Fight Club, Raging Bull, Clockwork Orange, The Wizard of Oz, Full Metal Jacket, Black Sheep, Tommy Boy, The Graduate, The Deer Hunter, Cool Hand Luke, The Wild One, On The Waterfront, Of Mice and Men, Witches of Eastwick, The Hustler, Edward Scissorhands, Streetcar, Groundhog Day, Stand By Me, The Big Lebowski, Snatch, Heat, Young Einstein, Ned Kelly, Clerks, Mallrats, Saterday Night Fever, Primal Fear, Rushmore, Condorman, The Pink Panther

Television:

The Simpsons, Carnivale, and infomercials

Books:

Faust, The sorrows of young werther, The devine comedy, For whom the bell tolls, The sun also rises, In search of schroedingers cat, Schroedingers kittens and the search for reality, Elegant Universe, and everything by John Steinbeck, Allen ginsberg and jack kerouac.

Heroes:

Don't need em'

My Blog

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