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Slammin' SooZiE

randomiam

About Me



All ass and no class.

I have a way of getting people to say "Balls!" rather than "Darn it!", "Damnit!", or "Awww, shucks!" My family is nutters, but I love them all anyways. My friends are as good as my family, so don't hassle them when I am around. I will wind up yelling nonsense and then fall asleep on the sidewalk.

And as always and forever: Ninjas kick Ass

I fucking love pickles
"I don't want a big funeral. Just a few of my close friends getting together and trying to bring me back to life." -Agent 86

My Interests

Random Photo Projects

Big fun

I'm interested in putting my brain into a robot body.

accents, animals, beer brewing,benjamin michael, castle parks, coca~cola, come-backs, cooking, custom salads, dillinger four, dodgeball, dr.pepper, drawing, eyes, facing the plastic, falling, family, fear of bridges, fountains, freeze-tag, friends, fun, funk-dat, gary thomas, go-karts, hailey rose, hitman comics, hugs, icicles, inuyasha, japan, king boxy, lasagna, losing, magical trevor, moonings, naked midnight races, nes, nicole daniel, patrick james, photography, pickles, propagandhi, randomness, reading, road trips, rolling down hills, sarcasm, sasquatch, self, sledding, slipping, snes, space, stars, throat punches, thunderstorms, tickles, tornados, vegetarians, weakerthans, wine making, writing, you, your mom

Also, I have recently become a huge fan of dancing in my car. If you see some crazy girl in a purple car spaz dancin away down 94, it is prolly me.
Oh, and dancing to crap rap.

I'd like to meet:

The person/persons who painted the "I" on the Jesus mural in Minneapolis that said "Love Power", People who sled shirtless, run in fountains in nothing or in just their underpants. People who will make snowangels with me in their pajayjays or else in their nekkidness. People who don't mind that maybe the girl they are talking to is a little wonky. People who say "wonky", people who will let me cook food for them, and then wash the dishes for me, and most importantly, someone who will referee a racecar bed race down a flight of stairs between myself and a certain feller I know.

I do not wish to meet anyone who hits the snooze button on their friggin alarm clocks five hundred times each morning. Seriously. I know three people who do this, two of which do this and it effects me directly a lot of the time. Just set the damned time for when you need to be up. You get more quality sleep this way, and you don't wake up/annoy your roommate/signifigant other.
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And whomever made this movie
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Music:

I like music, yes I do, I like music, so should you.

Friendly No One
Patrick Tierney
The Faint
The Knife
The Killers
The Weakerthans.
Which Band Should You Be In? by couplandesque
Your Name
Band Name The Get Up Kids
Role Keyboardist
Trademark Crazy Hairdo
Love Interest Vocalist From Another Band

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Movies:



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You are Tyler Durden. Good god... you are sexy too.

What Fight Club Character Are You?
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Television:

"Kill it!" or do like me and watch DVDs with your roommate and your friends

Books:

Anything by Augusten Burroughs, J.D. Sallinger, Kurt Vonnegut...Ishmael, The Princess Bride, Harry Potter Series, Like Hell, The Glass Castle, The Education of Little Tree, Hitman Comics, Sci-Fi crap that I used to make fun of people for reading...I like to read, give me a book and I'll read it at work or in my bed at night.
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Heroes:


This man

People who stay who they are and don't cave to impress others.
Honest people.
And that homeless dude in Minneapolis that makes you sign all his shit.
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My Blog

Gibbity

These things are dumb and all, but...I thought it funny seeing as I am a Cancer and all:You Should Be A CancerWhat's good about you: you're incredibly kind, caring, and generousWhat's bad about you: y...
Posted by Slammin' SooZiE on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 12:49:00 PST

McDonalds = an upper level of Hell. -or, yet another reason never to breed

I have a few work routines. A few of them involve actually going to work, too. And one of them goes above and beyond that; it involves EATING LUNCH during a slight break that I sometimes manage to get...
Posted by Slammin' SooZiE on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 09:29:00 PST

Right now

There is a dog outside barking it's loud-ass mouth off and I swear for god it sounds like it is barking "Jingle Bells"Not much else to say here.
Posted by Slammin' SooZiE on Tue, 22 May 2007 05:23:00 PST

I dreamt of John Stamos.

He passed me a note in this cave a bunch of people were having a secret meeting in. The cave was loaded with people and awesome natural hotsprings.  The meeting was regarding a secret war going o...
Posted by Slammin' SooZiE on Sat, 05 May 2007 04:16:00 PST

Holy Shit...More survey crap!

This one at least interested me a little. Also, I feel like mentioning work today. It was alright. This lady who used to always be a huge bitch came in, and all of her dogs but one have died or someth...
Posted by Slammin' SooZiE on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 03:22:00 PST

Cripes, does my family ever enjoy these things:

But they posted them as bulletins. I will be a/bit nicer and post it as a b-l-o-g.A different kind of Survey... 1. Hi, my name is...Apparently, it is Zoidburg, Turd Ferguson, or simply Bitch. 2. Nev...
Posted by Slammin' SooZiE on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:37:00 PST

Is it Love?

...YUP! :-D I am officialy in love with anything that has to do with lame-assed unicorns! A super-thanks is in order for my baby sister Nicole, for getting me an AWESOME rainbow backpack with a unicor...
Posted by Slammin' SooZiE on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 03:12:00 PST

A Thanksgiving Treat:

Point of View by Shel Silverstein Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless Christmas dinner's dark and blue When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point of view. Sunday dinner isn't sunny ...
Posted by Slammin' SooZiE on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 08:23:00 PST

The Dangers of Country Music

So last night a lots of us were out to cheer Patrick on as he sang his little heart out at the Hexagon Bar. It was Country/Folk open mic. What they ment by that was...some band played, and at one poin...
Posted by Slammin' SooZiE on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:38:00 PST

A legnthy blog about bread

So Friday night was full of starvation and drunkeness on my part. By midnight, I was cravin a good ol' breadbowl salad from Perkins. Luckily my friends were all about eating food with me. We get to Pe...
Posted by Slammin' SooZiE on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 11:41:00 PST