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CONNOR

Great faith brings great results. And since you'll be the same age whether you go after your dream o

About Me

I love people who laugh with their whole body. I like cold beer in a bottle. I have a hearty Santa Claus laugh that has been known to draw crowds. I respect and love people who aren't afraid to be silly, show emotion, make other people better, and love unconditionally. I believe in good conversation in a dark bar. I hate the fries at In 'n' Out. I don't like pretentious humor or 'art' movies (not gonna pretend I get it). I hate crooked trucker hats. I like making little kids smile while standing in line at the supermarket. I love being over 30 and am amazed at the roads I have traveled in my life. Office Max Sick Day

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My Interests

movies, pop culture trivia, reading, people watching, spending time with friends, meeting interesting new people, drinking cold beer, A good BBQ, watching and playing sports, board games, dive bars, live entertainment from music to plays, hiking, wine tasting. Chocolate: in all it's glorious forms. .. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

It would help if you can place any of the following quotes:"What's happenin' hot stuff""If you are a girl, then I'm Cyndi Lauper""Pork chops and applesauce""Go to the mattresses""Oh wait, is she a great big fat person?""Donna Martin Graduates. Donna Martin graduates""So I got that going for me, which is nice""Abe Froman, the sausage king of Chicago?""Sinner""Scoop of chocolate, scoop of vanilla. Don't waste my time.""Was it the penguin, Dad? Did the penguin make you do this?""You haole brah. Total Kook.""Why should I change my name? He's the no-talent ass-clown

Music:

80's hair metal, cheesy pop music from all decades, The White Stripes, The Raconteurs, The Kingston Trio, Jack Johnson, Stevie Wonder, Beastie Boys, Beach Boys, Sublime, Frank Sinatra, Steve Miller, Police, Gun's and Roses, I'll listen to anything that people play for me. I also have a guilty pleasure for female singers...Fiona Apple, Amy Winehouse, Sheryl Crow, Lili Allen, Stevie Nicks, Nora Jones, Ella Fitzgerald. I think they made "Now That's What I Call Music" for me.

Movies:

Juno, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Wet Hot American Summer, Caddyshack, North Shore, Animal House, Old School, Shawshank Redemption, The Godfather, Fletch, Tommy Boy, Billy Madison, Napolean Dynamite, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Office Space, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Great Escape, Red Dawn, Clash of the Titans

Television:

Anything Infomercial, How I Met Your Mother, The Office, Magnum PI, 90210, Project Greenlight, The Sopranos, The Real World, The Simpsons, South Park, Seinfeld, Friends, Three's Company, The Brady Bunch, Chappelle's Show, Mr. Show, Taxicab Confessions, Entourage, Unscripted, Extras, Family Guy, Weeds, Arrested Development, Friday Night Lights, Heroes, Good Eats, Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters, 24, The Biggest Loser!! I watch waaaaay too much TV.

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Books:

To Kill a Mockingbird, The Harry Potter Books, Where The Sidewalk Ends,The Alchemist, The Life of Pi... anything by: Dan Brown, David Sedaris, Beverly Cleary, Judy Blume, Pat Conroy, Mark Twain, Shel Silverstein, Raymond Chandler

Heroes:

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My Blog

You wanted a definition....

Shesmiles at the chubby baby in the front of the shopping cart in line at the grocery store...doesn't care that she is speaking nonsense to it Sheloves a family gathering at a local park...wipes her h...
Posted by CONNOR on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 03:53:00 PST

Most of the time others say it soooo much better...

George Carlin's New Rules for 2007!   ..> New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly li...
Posted by CONNOR on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 12:51:00 PST

Another step towards my new career...

I will unseat Tony Robbins.  I think I should be a life coach.  I love the possibility of inspiring someone to make positive changes in their lives, maybe because it is so hard to do it for ...
Posted by CONNOR on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 05:38:00 PST

I love a good quote...

A joke is a very serious thing. Winston Churchill, Sir (1874-1965)   Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. John Powell   C...
Posted by CONNOR on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 02:09:00 PST

When you don't have the words...go to the Crue

When we started this bandAll we needed, needed was a laughYears gone by...Id say weve kicked some ass(fuck you!)When Im enragedOr hittin the stageAdrenalin rushingThrough my veinsAnd Id say were...
Posted by CONNOR on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 05:13:00 PST

Cell Phone Breath-alyzer

I need help.  We could make MILLIONS?  Do you have the technical knowledge of Cell Phone function and Police BAC testing machinery? It could just be a small device on the end of the phone.&n...
Posted by CONNOR on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 11:50:00 PST

Give a man a fish...

We have all heard the quote: Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day.  Teach the man to fish, you will feed him for life. I have recently been thinking about how I define personal success. ...
Posted by CONNOR on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 02:20:00 PST

Best quote of recent memory...

I want to take on all comers....and come on all takers. --Jack Black
Posted by CONNOR on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST