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Garrett2Daok8Auzz

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Funny as hell.CHECK IT! I'm 1 of the Honest ... 3rd Person Thinking Mode.... Random... Adventureous .... Fememine ..... Funny Wacky Guy's U'll ever meet! lol Well here we go .... HI My name Garrett Austin. My middle name is Masters. NO BS! That is really my middle name. Allot of people don’t believe me LOL. I remember when I was in middle school lots of people came up 2 me like dude r u related 2 stone cold steve austin!? Im like naw man if I was I wouldn’t b living here in STL LOL. Im a Gentleman. Im Funny, Hellarious, Wacky, Wild and Random at times. Im a very Sensitiv guy bout sum things. I have naturally brown hair and brown eyes. I care bout people that Im around the most. Im the rareist Gemini guy u'll ever meet 4 real LOL. I respect more females than males in general. I'm pretty feminen. Here's sumthan bout me allot of people dont knw recently like n the past few yrs the way I think like use my mind like I talk in 3rd person, sum people think Im BiPolar or sumthan but Im not I just sumtimes talk 2 me self and think of stuff and or feel like god's answering things thru me or Out of me should I say :). I went to Henderson Elementary skool and Hollenbeck Middle school and then I graduated high school in 04 from FHN. I am 22 yrs old. My Birthday is May 29th 1985. I am 1 of those guys out of any other guy u know that really knows how to treat people with respect and have a good time. OK well here I go with my life story so far. I was Born with ADD having a Concentration Disorder. I wore a eye patch on my left eye for over a year during pre-school and elementary school. I was raised and born here in Saint Charles. I was born and raised as a Catholic. My family and I were goin' to Saint Elizbath Ann Seton till around the time I was 6 or 7. Then my parents just didn’t have time any more really 2g2 church they needed their time 2 work and their time 2 relax n kick back so . Around my sophmore year of high school 2 old friends of mine from elementary school (Tyler Sieve and Steven McAlpin ) told me bout FBCH aka First Baptist Harvester Church so I checked it out. After the first or 2nd month of attending the church I became a member n hung out wit more people n that’s where my new life started. I went to my first church camp which was held at SBCC in Bullivor, MO I believe and it was fun and exciting and joyfull. I've also been to New York, Alabama, and Italy for Church Activities. So since I've been at Harvester, things have just been normal, sum good days n sum bad. I became a person n the real world not inside sum house on the couch playing video games all the time LOL. I met Jeremy Briggs, Tony Moore, Kevin Hunt, Ben Carter, Marty Rolph, Tim Smith and tons more people that I had fun with and learned stuff from the past 4 or 5 years. Since I graduated High School I have met a very interesting girl her name is Sarah Nicole Petty at the Realm which is a Youth building for FBCH. She was cool I guess and we shared sum stuff I don’t remember what thou lol. We were 2getha 4 bout 7 ½ months or so. We started getting real n2 each otha understanding each other’s lives then I guess we just thought it was a normal slow moving relationship but we made out 2 much lol. Then Im pretty sure I lusted 2 much over her n supposedly I was a dog on a chain LOL. She told me who 2 hangout with n not 2 hangout with LOL. So it was getting’ bad. But she was my 1st serious relationship. Im glad she's outa my life but I do miss the kissing n stuff it’s been years since ive been n a girls arm’s kissing n stuff, it sux. Since we've broken up I've met HELLAS people LOL but also way 2 many youngsters and I mean people below 18! so that sux as well LOL. After a while I kinda stopped going 2 FBCH and I bumped n2 a old HS friend and he told me bout THE CROSSINGS. It's a Christian Non-Denominational church. It's located off of Hwy 70 and Lake Saint Louis. I love the place and the worship music. It’s A Capella. Theirs no instruments, just all vocals n beat boxing LOL. So 4 a while I was goin' 2 his church and goin' back 2 FBCH inbetween Christian Baptist and Non-Demoninational so wat I call my belief or status on religion ... I call myself a christian I believe in the bible. I dont believe that sum sciencific thing happened around the universe n planets n the sun n the moon n earth were just created! SCREW that! that's impossible dude! So as of rite now I'm not goin'2 church that much bc I need my time 2 sleep relax have sum freedom or relaxation listen 2 music read watever u knw enjoy sumthan I love lol n drink on wknds or watever .... hangout at home or kickin' it wit friends ya knw that's just me. I love 2 check anything new out as long as it's Cheap or FREE and WILDLY FUN! lol ..... If any1 is wandering Y most of my real close friends r girls it's because most of my old guy friends are immature SMART as HELL but they always want sumthan that makes them happy .... they dont care bout people's feelings they just want booty n drugs n food and shelter! 4 those people i hope n prey that u get ur ass kicked sumday! im sick of those people! So if you want a real friend 2 try n help u out n sum way go ahead contact me or lets hangout n chat .... I dont like feeling used! Im sick of it! So if your interested in me Hit me up K peace out. HAVE A FUN SAFE LIFE!

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My Interests

STUFF U MITE WANT TO KNW! I’ve made up my own Vampyre name. It’s Daok. I love Vampyres. It's Scary! Chillin'! SEXY!and ah Soothing! I wish and preyed and hoped that vampyres r real and that I'd get bitten 1 day. I would LOVE to have that feelin' moving' thru the air. the speed of fightin'! the urge of sexual pleasures! Also I have allot of new nicknames ... They are G, G28, G-Funk, Gdizzle, Soochie Boochie Bear, Garrett Daok Auzz, G28 steak n shake, Rettro, G-Force, Bear Garr or Garr Bear. I've gone by Rett (WHICH IS SHORT 4 GARRETT) since the day I was born and I'd appreciate it 4 every1 future wise 2 call me by 1 of my Newer nicknames or my offical REAL NAME. THANKX. I already have names for my future kids. They are Dravin(BOY), Graver(BOY), Angel(Girl), Alesia(Girl). Well for my future career I want to be a Grease Monkey. If you dont know the meaning of that ask your friends lol. It's a person that works on really dirty things like cars and mechanically stuff and or oil rigs and stuff like that. I myself WOULD Die to become a Car Painter or Auto Mechanic. I wanna work on cars for a living. So far I know I have 1 talent or technique and that's to draw and/ or sketch things or logos. For example designs for logo's and tattoo's. I also can do graffiti. My other Dream is to become a Musician but I doubt that will ever happen because I get to mad easily at things when I am practicing or watever lol. I want to buy my own Turn Table For mixing music and makin' my own beats and / or samples. Also when I worked at Steak N Shake I worked with a Lady who's son I'm good friends with , his name is Tim Johnson. Since he was 15 he's been wanting to become BIG in the Radio Industry, working on becoming a DJ. I love my Family and Friends and any1 who's helped me n my life or changed me 2 wat I am 2day. THANK YOU! lol.If any1 uses AIM+ here's my sn = thekrazig28. Dont expect me to be on AIM bc I never use it. lol Actually i took it off my computer so yeah. I did have a facebook but i deleted it bc of people buggin' me bout stuff. I also use SKYPE if any1 uses that. My user name is garrettaustin28. ..AND NOW 4 My Interestes and or activities. God. Religion. Music. Movies. Acting aka Role Playing. Drawing and or doodling. Swimming. Dodgeball. Volleyball. Ping Pong and or beer pong. Pool. Bowling. Sports. Pool Hopping. Running naked "ahahahah that hapns every rarely.....when drunk ONLY." Hangout with friends or new people. Anything outdoors. Going 2 concerts. Going 2 musicials. Checking out Opera ...... that hapns very rarely 2 lol.

I'd like to meet:

A girl that lives her life adventureous ... n has freedom .... that can date sum1 but still bend rules n have fun with life ..... that i can smoke with or go do things with that i would never ever do in my life .... is a tomboy or hippy or just really a good person n smart that's doesnt think she's miss perfect .... likes to go 2 clubs or raves or garage parties or bonefire's ..... to go pool hopping or play any sport or exercise with .... i can just do anything fun wild stupid or extremely stupid with lol .... doesnt judge me upon my mistakes or thinks im a liar .... can i help take care of and that can always make her happy .... I can chat with about anything that's on my mind ........... God. Jesus Christ. Jim Morrison. Kurt Cobain. Brandon Lee. Bruce Lee. Albert Einstein. Clint Eastwood. Jarry Garcia. Willie Nelson. Nelly. Jet Li. Modern Day Zero. Story Of The Year. Vin Diesel. Paul Walker. Dane Cook. Bam Margera. Fred Durst. Ozzy Ozbourne. Hulk Hogan. Holly Brook. Jim Carrey Adam Sandler. Dan Akroyd. Mike Valley. Ryan Dunn. Jen Margera. Don Vito. Jenna Jameson. Tommy Lee. Kid Rock. Chad Muska. Tony Hawk. Bill Murrey. Scarlett Johanson. Jennifer Love Hewitt. Shannon Elizabeth. Eva Mandez. Jessica Simpson.
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Music:

The Tossers. Flogging Molly. Any SKA OR IRISH PUNK ARTIST PROBABLY lol. Anything from Grindcore Screamo to Hardcore Trash to Alternative Metal to Old Skool Rock N roll or METAL! .... and HipHOP rap DJ music Techno Rave Fusion Classical! Avenged Sevenfold. Deftones. Incubus. Zamudio. Greenwheel. Linkin Park. Limp Bizkit. Mushroomhead. Slipknot. Breaking Benjamin. Three Days Grace. Blue October. Yellowcard. Linkin Park. Limp Bizkit. Simple Plan. Good Charolette. Michael Jackson. Lil Wayne. David Banner. 3 Six Mafia. Sublime. Crazy Town. Disturbed. Thrice. Hellyeah. Dragonforce. Daath. Killswitch Engage. Ozzy Ozbourne. Black Sabbath. Eagles. Mustang Sally. The Temptations. From First To Last. Bullet For My Valentine. Armor For Sleep. Akon. Twista. Tech Nine. The Octopus Project. Tokyo Rose. Incubus. Deftones. Flyleaf. Underoath. Dragonforce. Black Eye Peas. Fergie and MANY MORE! I like almost everything man has created except 4 the sinful weird n destruction music.

Movies:

Transformers. Iron Man. Shoot Em Up. Dude Where's the party? RANCHY CRAZY HELLARIOUS COMEDIES. Both Harold and kumar movies. both Lost boys. AlL OF KEVIN SMITH FILMS. The Matrix. Schrooms. Dude, Where's My Car?. Grind. Walk To Remember. Double Dragon. Back To The Future. Grindhouse films. Accepted. Donni Darko. The Perfect Score. Cheaters. Any Kevin Smith Film. Any Adam Sandler Film. Any Pauly Shore Film. Ghostbusters. Any Nation Lampoon Film. Any House Party Film. Any Friday Film. Pride. IDK shoot You name it Im sure I'll love it. I'll let you knw lol.

Television:

The Man Show. The Daily Shoy with Jon Stewart. FUSE. MTV2. Rob And Big. Pimp My Ride. Trick My Truck. History. MTV Cribs. South Park. Scrubs. Friends. Lewis Black stuff. Jack Black stuff. Adam Sandler stuff. I watch most of anything on Comedy Central, Adult Swim, Cartoon Network, Disney Channel, Nickoloden, MTv - VH1 - CMT channels, and many more I'm sure lol. You name it I just might like It!

Books:

Books I've Read! Maximium Ride. The Bible. // Books I Wanna read sumtime in my life! anything that deals wit Mortal Kombat, Lord Of The Rings, Matrix, Cop Solving Crimes, Vampyre, Demonic, Satanic, Religious, Monsterous ..... well You get the picture that's the type of stuff Im into. :)

Heroes:

God. Jesus Christ. My Family. People I've Hung around and have changed me or have helped me change myself to being a different person. FBCH Old HS Youth Pastor Jamie George. FBCH Old College Youth Pastor Brad Wilson & Brett Campbell. FBCH HS Youth Pastor Freddy Williams. Paramore. Dane Cook. Bam Margera. Dimebag Darrell. Nirvana. Foo Fighters. Linkin Park. Adam Sandler. Jim Carrey. Bill Murrey. Scarlett Johansson. Jennifer Love Hewitt. Shannon Elizabeth. Eva Mandez. Travis Barker. HIM. Deftones. Avenged Sevenfold.

My Blog

Check out this video: David Cook - Making of "LIGHT ON"

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Posted by Garrett2Daok8Auzz on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 04:49:00 PST

the old days R gone but I miss the fun lol

I miss goin' 2 parties n hangin' out wit the Real Good people of Joey Osstrander and Dan Wulf and jeremy briggs n cheslea carlton and heather rogers and just a crap load of people I dont understand Y ...
Posted by Garrett2Daok8Auzz on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 03:07:00 PST

beginning of summer till now GOOD then BAD :(

so.... after being with the temp agency Express Personel Services 4 bout 2 1/2 months My HS Case Counsler Casey Bush helped me find a new job ... it's ok and not the greatest but I get sum damn ok goo...
Posted by Garrett2Daok8Auzz on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 05:15:00 PST

my weekend of pointfest

well 4 1 work is work and family is family am I right? lol... so my friday was fun and awesum.. I worked , did sum yard work at grandma's , hungout wit brian then cleaned up sum partes of the house th...
Posted by Garrett2Daok8Auzz on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 02:47:00 PST

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie

This article is about the living dead. For other meanings, see Zombie (disambiguation). A zombie is a reanimated human corpse. Stories of zombies originated in the Afro-Caribbean spiritual belief syst...
Posted by Garrett2Daok8Auzz on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 12:35:00 PST

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire

For other uses, see Vampire (disambiguation). The Vampire, by Philip Burne-Jones, 1897 Vampires are mythological or folkloric revenants who subsist by feeding on the blood of the living. In folk...
Posted by Garrett2Daok8Auzz on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 12:33:00 PST

stuff in this life

I'm sick of people thinkin' im sum little piece of meat sum food sum transportation sum deliver 4 beer NAW screw that man! and 4 those so called BAD ASS GIRLS they need 2 stop running their mouths! im...
Posted by Garrett2Daok8Auzz on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 12:15:00 PST

Check out this video: different angle when i landed it

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Posted by Garrett2Daok8Auzz on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 12:06:00 PST

Vampires: Is It Real?

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Posted by Garrett2Daok8Auzz on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 12:40:00 PST

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Posted by Garrett2Daok8Auzz on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 05:24:00 PST