Jack Reacher, Tiberian Sun, Red Faction, the M-4 mines in Red Faction, mocking Randy Orton, struggling with 15lb dumbbells, good food, writing books, my list of owned people which currently has 1,688 members, RVDrevolution, picture rating sites, ripping the piss out of people .., particularly Exile4eva and women, the Street Fighter games, Sagat, the first four Mortal Kombat games, Cyrax, Kabal, Sheeva's breasts, Egon Spengler's hair and Bryan Ferry's white suits.
I'd like to meet:
God.
A woman who can pass all of my tests and jump through my hoops. My taste in women has been greatly refined over the last couple of years and chances are, you aren't going to be what I'm looking for. It would be nice if just occasionally, a woman could inspire me. I don't expect constant inspiration because lets face it, no one has what it takes to continuously drive the mighty engines of Ste J. I have a hard enough time keeping it up myself.
Women that want me for my money must die. When I go out, I always wear the same clothes so people will think I'm poor, so I can separate the women from the girls more effectively.
Most of the time, I'm single because I'm very choosy. I'm a perfect alpha male so naturally I expect my women to be flawless too. I was once at a beach in Barbados and some rich fitness model came on to me. I rejected her because I didn't like the birthmark on her arse.
I won't date a woman unless she can hold her own against me 1v1 Terrace.
Music:
K-Klass, Incognito, Brothers in Rhythm, Blow Monkeys, Michael McDonald, Tears for Fears, Gerry Rafferty (performs Baker Street, the best song ever), Communards, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Scissor Sisters, Manic Street Preachers, Blur, Lighthouse Family, Soft Cell, Human League, Edwyn Collins, Allanah Myles, Bros, Grinspoon, Phil Collins, Phillip Bailey, Genesis, Jamiroquai, Nik Kershaw, Jane Wiedlin, Spandau Ballet, Madness, Midnight Oil, Foreigner, Suede, Monaco, Duran Duran, Alice in Chains, The Bluetones, Robert Palmer, Peter Gabriel, Guns N' Roses, Metallica, The Troggs, Bryan Ferry, Roxy Music, The Mamas and the Papas, The Beach Boys, Cameo, The Beastie Boys, The Pet Shop Boys, ELO, Pete Price, Neneh Cherry and Queen.
Movies:
The Last Dragon, The Karate Kid, Terminator 1 and 2, Navy SEALS (I idolized Charlie Sheen), Youngblood, Rocky IV, Bloodsport, Cyborg, Star Trek II, IV and VIII, Rollerball (1975 version) and The Fast Lady.
Television:
Gladiators, the best show ever to be shown on TV.
Books:
Ahhhh finally, a website where people are intelligent enough to read. My favourite book is the one I've written, which will be published as soon as the morons that run the planet see things my way and believe me they will, one day. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! ;*)
Heroes:
When you're perfect, there is no one you aspire to be like. You realize YOUR potential is what you must strive to perfect, not someone elses.That being said, Jack Reacher, Jeremy Roenick, Tie Domi, Stu Grimson, Bob Probert and Charlie Sheen all come close to equalling my greatness.
