Ta Ta |
One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was pra...
Posted by Ady on Sat, 05 May 2007 12:00:00 PST |
Magic Frog |
One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing afte...
Posted by Ady on Sat, 05 May 2007 11:56:00 PST |
Father |
A little boy was sitting next to a priest on a public bus. He looked the Father over and decided to ask him some questions."Why do you wear your collar backwards?" he asked."Because I am a Father." r...
Posted by Ady on Sat, 05 May 2007 11:55:00 PST |
The Rest home |
One day at the rest home, an old man and woman are talking.Out of nowhere the woman says, "I can guess your age."The man doesn't believe her, but tells her to go ahead and try."Pull down your pants," ...
Posted by Ady on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 02:08:00 PST |
Divorce |
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks, "Do you ...
Posted by Ady on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 02:07:00 PST |
Tiger woods |
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."The husband replies, "T...
Posted by Ady on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 02:06:00 PST |
Mr Smith |
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremely good employees - always willing to work overtime and chip in where needed.Mr. Smith was looking over hi...
Posted by Ady on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:45:00 PST |
Pregnant |
An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two Months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy Kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant....
Posted by Ady on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:44:00 PST |
St Peter |
A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates."Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked."Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered."Once, on a trip to the Black H...
Posted by Ady on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:41:00 PST |
The gift |
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note...
Posted by Ady on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 10:17:00 PST |
