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The Amazing Clarko

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Hi there, the bank calls me Anthony James Clark. People refer to me as Tony or Tone but I refer to myself more as the Captain. ...Some know me only as "Snake".HEY LOOK! Its a "Meez" of Me rocking out in a dungeon with a small dragon!I'm a kind of on/off journalist as I've done work ex for the Sunday Sun and... Errrm...I actually work for EDS, this horrible American IT company. I fix computer shit for the DWP, basically. In the past I've been a supervisor at UCI Cinema and was a barman for like, 4 years.I'm a very occasional writer and film maker, I even have a degree in script writing. I've written a feature film called 'Flat' which I need to do a 2nd draft of. I write pretty decent short films with a lot of "Me" in them. Check out 'Lollipop Town' below there... I'm thinking about doing an independent comic as well. Working on it at the moment.In my youth I was a qualified marksman with the L-98 (bolt action variant of the SA-80)... To be fair though, to get the RAF Marksman all you need to do is fire 20 rounds into the silhouette of an angry Russian. In '97 I was also a Glider pilot but I was only qualified to fly around in a circle on my own.These days I spend my days living in a tiny room in a super technological frat house. I cook a meal every third day.In the evenings I enjoy neckin' cheap whiskey and watching illegally downloaded television.Anyway, as per Myspace trendiness- Here's a picture of me and a bunch of mainly hot women I'm meant to look like.I'm VERY proud of some of them.And HERE for the VERY FIRST TIME is the GREATEST FILM EVER MADE. In 48 hours.........And here's a cartoon my mates Dave and Rob did called 'Jazz Masters'. I do the voice of Cleavland Little Malone.Jazz Masters

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People an' that. Also quirky, intelligent women... With boobies of any size and a basic tollerance of ginger face hair.Check out this season's bumper crop of Top Friends! Are YOU one of them?? Probably not... And if that's the case, you should ask yourself "Why?"

My Blog

Masked Cyclops MIA!!!

The mysterious crime fighter known only as "The Masked Cyclops" is today missing, believed dead.The one eyed killing machine was last seen fighting a mighty Polak on a blazing sail barge over Niagra f...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 02:42:00 GMT

Buttons

I lost one of those buttons off one of my work shirts that, like, keep your collar down....  But only off the one side.I struggled through the day by simply not buttoning down the side that remai...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 13:48:00 GMT

Durability issues with confectionary products.

I'll tell you what though... Milky bars don't half melt FAST when you keep them lodged in your jacket's inside pocket.Be careful out there, kids.
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 06:11:00 GMT

New blog! New blog!!!

Check me out with my new "fancy pants"-style internet lifestyle.I'll have some sort of opinion on something at some stage and when I do...  Well...  By Christ you'll have something to read.W...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 21:53:00 GMT

Testies

Test-test-test-a-tronic
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 01:42:00 GMT