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My name is Carmen..how can I service you?

If your going to be a kNIGHT be a GOOD knight or DONT be a KNIGHT at all

About Me

I am a product of small town boredom, with a hint of bad ass, boring french classes and sarcasim.

My Interests

Dita Von Teese, aviation* arT's and Crafts*MusiC, tattoos..especially on men*Changing my mind*writing smut, reading history and strange tales of horror, collecting Jesus candles*driving aimlessly*Sex*while driving aimlessly*Tarot cards, Fucking with people*

I'd like to meet:

Id like to meet ....hmmmm..the time to make the donuts man and that guy who invented astro glide
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: LAURA ...Not Laurie or Lauren....its LAURA
Birthday: December of 1983
Birthplace: Texas !!
Current Location: The Prison City
Eye Color: Dark Green
Hair Color: Dark brown with caramel highlights
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: Native American and portuguese
The Shoes You Wore Today: Ridge Air tactics boots
Your Weakness: COWBOYS and Indians
Your Fears: NONE
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheesy, cheesy pizza with anchovies, yum
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Find myself
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wow, that was lame or ur gay
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shit, what time is it
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes
Your Bedtime: whenever I feel sleepy
Your Most Missed Memory: Having that " loving" feeling
Pepsi or Coke: Barqs Rootbeer
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither ... how about Nachos
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hot chocolate
Do you Smoke: Hell no
Do you Swear: thats obvious
Do you Sing: Even in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: yah, of course
Have you Been in Love: twice
Do you want to go to College: I am in college
Do you want to get Married: Maybe
Do you belive in yourself: Who doesnt ?
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: hell yeah!!
Are you a Health Freak: with what I eat and drink yah...well thats not including the booze
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: YEAH, I love Tornados and hail...Hail makes great rice krispy treats!
Do you play an Instrument: Clarinet and piano...and the kazoo
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: oh yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: RX only
In the past month have you gone on a Date: maybe...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfortunetly
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah
In the past month have you been Dumped: no never ever
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: hell yeah..oh wait that was a dream
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: hell yeah
Ever been called a Tease: yeah, all the time
Ever been Beaten up: no, I always administer the pain
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: In a blaze of glory
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: FBI agent or preacher, maybe both
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany or Australia or Thailand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: taller then 5'11 +
Weight: Someone who is comfortable in their skin
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken: i have only taken rx
Number of CDs I own: too many to count
Number of Piercings: 3 in the EARS !!
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none b/c i am cool like that

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Music:

Just about everything...except polka music. Free Myspace Pictures

Movies:

My fav's are: Goodfellas,Gone with the Wind,Tommy Boy,The Crow,28 Days Later, Aliens, Batman Begins, Boondock Saints, The Cell, Cool Hand Luke, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Dawn of the Dead, Dead Alive, Dodgeball, Donnie Darko, Edward Scissor Hands, Enemy at the Gates, The Fifth Element, The Full Monty, The Ghost and the Darkness, Jade Dragon, House of Flying Daggers, Kill Bill, The Professional, The Princess Bride, Pulp Fiction, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Night of the Living Dead, Seven, Shaun of the Dead, Suicide Kings, Reservoir Dogs, Run Lola Run , The Phantom of the Opera, Laura ( yes its a real movie) , Sleeping Beauty,Flight of the Intruder, The Last Temptation of Christ, The Last of the Mohicans, Napolean Dynamite, Gummo , Casablanca, Moulin Rouge, the Breakfast Club ahh fuck this, the list goes on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on... Take the quiz:
Which famous movie kiss are you?

Sixteen Candles
You are the Sixteen Candles kiss!

Television:

I dont have time to watch TV, but if I do, i'll watch Rescue Me, Law and order, Taxi Cab confessions* Anything on the discovery channel, TLC and the History Channel. The family guy, sealab 2021 and Aqua teen Hunger Force. I hate reality TV shows, why live through someones elses life!?! People who are addicted to those shows are retarded ...just like a bucket of sweltering stale whale sperm. And there is a friggin owl outside thats pissing me off right now.

Books:

The Devil's Larder*Gone With The Wind*The SUn Also Rises*THe seven daughters of EVE*PostSecret*Strangers on a Train*InfernO*THe Great Gatsby* The Cobra Event*Kama Sutra*The MAltese Falcon*The Art of Horror Stories* Anything about history, death and...uh dying.

Heroes:

My mom , and theres no one else that will ever come close ... except maybe the mailman, because rain,snow,sleet or hail...his ass is at my mailbox..

My Blog

Tons of Fun ! without the crabs.

Ok , well I actually have some exciting news  (for once) ...Im going to Portugal!!!! Yes you heard that right I am departing the Prison City on May 14th and I will be returning on May 25th. Mi Ma...
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Work Sucks I know Yep....I wish I had a Beer right now.............yep...
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