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Gliss

You Only Live Once

About Me

My name is Tom ... i am called "Gliss" by many becuz its short for my last name ... I am fun ... out going ... good talker and listener ... humorous at all times ... humor rules all ... but serious and smart when needs be ... Street smart and book smart i am ... I love to cook, watch movies and shows, play video games, do anything related to sports. i love to watch football or baseball games and going to the stadium and seeing them live and in action is even better. I love going out with my friends to ball games and bars and gettin a little crazy every once in a while. I am a cubs fan ... big time ... Cubs Rule ... i love baseball period actually ... and yes i do root for other teams which includes the sox when a game is on ... I am a huge Bears fan ... Im a true BEARS superfan ... i am huge into fantasy baseball and football and any fantasy sports leagues so invite me to your league and let me play ... I love my car (pimped out GMC Envoy baby!) ... i love my cat "Crash" ... yeah my cat foo's ... SU-FI ... (if you don't know what it is then don't ask - look it up and learn it) I love anything funny ... i love to laugh, make laughs, laugh at people, and have people laugh at me ... because thats what life is all about ... fun and happiness ... for some fun facts of my own ... i can eat like no other ... challenge me to a eating contest and get ruled by me ... i love hooters hot wings ... I love chicken wings period but hooters are the best out there ... HOOTERS WINGS RULE!!!!!!!!!! ... I'm a cop and I work alot. I like my job, but i work alot or at least act like i'm working. I'm good at that. A little fact about me that some of even my close friends might not know is that i am a cleanliness and neat freak. I tend to over organize and clean up after everybody mostly myself. I wash my hands and face like 30 times a day ... Im a little bit of a perfectionist but aren't we all. Oh and i hate to be late. Plus I love the Rain and also the smell of it. Rain actually means alot to me but thats a long story and a personal thing. . . . . .If ya want to talk on the instant messenger ... I am on AOL IM and my name is GLISS316 ... or email me and i'll give you my cell number ... call me ... we'll hang out and talk.. .My other home ...
My kitty cat "Crash" ... he's my best bud
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My Interests

Sports, Baseball, Cubs and Bears, Cop stuff, Fantasy sports leagues mainly Fantasy Baseball and Fantasy Football, drinking, Spending money, having any kind of fun, video games, get-togethers, cooking, roadtrips, going to ball games especially Wrigley and Soldier Field, funny shit, movies in theatres and DVD's, computers and i actually build my own thank you, hunting which i rarely do anymore, guns and shooting since i am a firearms instructor

I'd like to meet:

Sports Peeps, Fantasy sports players, and People to have fun with Layout by NetNax

Music:

Anything that sounds good ... right now i listen to Pepper alot ... i'm the guy that can listen to almost anything just as long as it sounds good. My favorite bands include and not in any specific order are Sublime and Brad Nowell, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Dave Matthews Band, Metallica, Aerosmith, Blink 182, the Blues Brothers, Brooks and Dunn, Garth Brooks, Guns and Roses, Everclear, Local H, Toby Keith, Tim McGraw, Pepper, Reel Big fish, bare naked ladies, and some others i can't think of right now.

Movies:

Anything Funny or Sports related ... i like almost anything except really serious long ass movies ... lately i really love, Talladega Nights and Ricky Bobby , Anchorman ... 40 year old virgin ... Jackass 2 ... Dodgeball ... Underworld ... Old School ... Waiting ... my all time Fav movie is Bull Durham, and when u get the time ... watch it religiously and learn from it ,,, kinda the story of my life.

Television:

I watch ESPN and Cold Pizza alot like alot of guys ... I watch the First 48 on TLC ... Been watching the Food Network alot ... Emeril, Bobby Flay, Ham on the Street ... making my food preparation obsolete ... Friggin love Mythbusters baby ... It takes a thief ... Cash Cab ... FBI files ... OCC ... anything discovery channel , learning channel, and then obviously comedy central. Also i am ahuge fan of all of the Real World and Road rules seasons and game shows. love em and kinda addicted and i'll even atch them over and over again

Books:

I don't read alot ... i mostly just read over my police reports

Heroes:

Michael Jordan, Walter Payton, Ted Williams, Ryne Sandberg (met twice last year but only briefly), Ty Cobb, Babe Ruth, Ernie Banks, Ron Santo (met this year but only briefly), Me, My fellow Police Officers all around the country

My Blog

Da Bears are going to the superbowl ... A sincere thank you

The Bears of 2006 are going to the superbowl ... i mean come on once you think about it for every one who is a bears fan ....... this could be one of the greatest things to happen since sliced bread o...
Posted by Gliss on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:44:00 PST

Beat Zelda today 12-20-06

The last time i beat The Original Legend of Zelda was prolly 20 years ago when it came out and why not beat it again when i am 20 years older ... its still the best ... and yes i have a lot of free ti...
Posted by Gliss on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:11:00 PST

Chuck Norris Facts

FOR THE LOVE OF CHUCK NORRIS!!  THESE ARE MY FAVORITE CHUCK NORRIS "FACTS" IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER.....IF ANYONE HAS OTHER ONES TO ADD LEAVE A COMMENT.        &n...
Posted by Gliss on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 03:29:00 PST

Wrigley Field's Facts and Things - Good Read

I am Wrigley Field. I was erected in the early 1910's and am the mosty exciting venue in baseball. Currently I am the home of the World Famous Chicago Cubs. I have 1 daughter who was erected in Los An...
Posted by Gliss on Wed, 31 May 2006 11:13:00 PST