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alan

not a metrosexual, but a MEGAsexual!

About Me

left myspace...

My Interests

mixed martial arts (kickboxing and submission grappling)

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

house music all night long- deep, disco, filtered, funky all of it. everything else to bossa nova to hip hop, punk rock to neo-soul.

My Blog

Be My Valentine, and buy me these...

Maybe I don't like Valentine's because nobody buys me flowers, chocolate, a new scent and takes me out to somewhere like Gary Danko's.I would give a girl major props if she got me:1.  Chocolate f...
Posted by alan on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 01:33:00 PST

Croc Hunter, Croc Getting Killed By A Tiger, Muthafuckin' Snakes, Art by Cai Guo-QiangAya Kato

AnimalsSteve Irwin died - totally sucks but at the same time, I remember watching him in the early days and thinking, 'this dude is totally get himself killed.' At least he went out doing something ...
Posted by alan on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 10:50:00 PST

The 'Beauty Product' Review

The 'Product' Review For whatever reason, guys get all wierd about buying hygene products.  Guys will spend close to a $100 on car wash detergent and waxes to keep their car lookin...
Posted by alan on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 02:23:00 PST

Web 2.0 and your horoscope

here are some my favorite or new "Web 2.0" sites: flickr - i think they have the best web apps with their picture organizing feature and how they're really cell phone surfing friendly. my pictures ar...
Posted by alan on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 05:47:00 PST

castles or condo, programable tats, teen rellants, crazy swedes, tipis, ipod+nike, zaha hadid

Design European Castles vs. California Condos You can literally find Castles, Chateaus and huge old Estates in Europe for the price as Lofts in SF or Condos in Newport Beach.  There is somethin...
Posted by alan on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 02:58:00 PST

bo jackson + barry bonds, whedon + x-men, sinatra+jobim

SportsBo Jackson vs. Barry BondsGrowing up as a Raiders fan, my main sports idol was Bo Jackson.  He was just a phenomenal athelete and may have been the world's greatest, if we you consider tha...
Posted by alan on Mon, 15 May 2006 01:33:00 PST

Satelite Images, Skeletor Show, Free TV (porn), Bodygroom, Colbert pwns Bush, How I met your mo

ScienceOne of the neatest things in the last year or so, is the ability to check out satellite images easily on the web with google earth and the other competitors.  A9 you can get street level s...
Posted by alan on Mon, 08 May 2006 12:04:00 PST

Engrish Instructional to hit on Blondes, Midget Muay Thai, Alien Baby, Basquiat Tagging, Coutur

Funniest Japanese Engrish Instructional Video Ever.This is hilarious!!!  It's a video instructional to teach Japanese guys 'key' english words to hit on white chicks.  It teaches the viewer ...
Posted by alan on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 01:47:00 PST

Feds vs. Ninjas, Pythons vs. Crocs, Fellatio Receipt and Podcasts...

Feds vs. Ninjas, Pythons vs. Crocs, Fellatio Receipt and Podcasts... Wierd NewsFeds vs. NinjasFederal ATF agents get rids of Ninja threat.  The agents draw their guns on some college ki...
Posted by alan on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 08:33:00 PST

Pet Penguins, Politics, Windows on Mac, Next Gen Cars, K1 Max, TUFF

Etc SectionPenguin Goes ShoppingNow how cool is this penguin?  He has a penguin backpack and goes to the fish market to pick up fish and comes back home to it's owner.  I wonder how...
Posted by alan on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 12:42:00 PST