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sam

samisnotyourfriend

About Me

I like candy, funny laughs, even numbers, running at night, dancing, making things, and words of an esoteric/sesquipedalian nature. I have a strong partiality to black clothing. I have at different points in my life wanted to be a pirate, a gypsy, and a bird. I am currently none of those things. I know nearly nothing about almost everything, mostly. I sell my art here: www.zhibit.org/srrobert.

The penultimate sentence of the previous paragraph is dedicated to La Hanza and P@trick

I dislike raisins, catepillars, the cold, drama- the interpersonal kind, not the thespian kind, being sick, and having to return books to the library before I can finish reading them. That really sucks.



My Interests

words, books, art, naps, caffeinated beverages, body modification

I'd like to meet:

The Real Deal. If The Real Deal isn't available, then Jordan Catalano (and no, I don't mean Jared Leto, I mean Jordan Catalano, dammit). Also, Norse polytheists. Oh and bassoon players (bassoonists?), hot air balloonists, and other -ists of all varieties. That said, if I don't know you, please send me a message before you send a friend request. Thanks buddy.

Music:

Danielson, Owen Pallett, Amy Winehouse, Scott Marrow, Incredible Crisis, Pixies, John Cobalt, Beirut, Blonde Redhead, Bleed, Harvey Milk, Uncle Tupelo, Sufjan Stevens, Devendra Banhart, the Distillers, Geri X, Graham Smith, Robert Skoro, Pedro the Lion, Neutral Milk Hotel, British Sea Power, Frog Eyes, The Besnard Lakes, Ween, Yoho, Of Montreal, Richard Buckner, Johnny Cash, Ted Leo/Pharmacists, The Detroit Cobras, Sam Cooke, Otis Redding, Eddie Floyd, The Coasters, Atmosphere, A Tribe Called Quest, Outkast, The Roots, MF Doom, Quasimoto, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Busdriver, Chad Vangaalen, Digital Underground,DLG, Elvis Crespo, Celia Cruz, Eddy Herrera, Elliott Smith, The Go! Team, Girl Talk, Guns n Roses, Hepcat, Mercedes Sosa, Joni Mitchell, The Knife, Saint Etienne, Air, Make Believe, Nina Simone, Jay Reatard, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Spoon, The Talk, Xbxrx, Madeleine Peyroux, Dinah Washington, The Puppini Sisters, The Andrews Sisters, Jane Monheit, Chet Baker, Louis Jordan, Peggy Lee, Ella Fitzgerald

Movies:

Happiness, Ravenous, Girlfight, The Holy Mountain, Hero, The Virgin Suicides, Lords of Dogtown, Requiem for a Dream, Pan's Labyrinth, Talk to Her, 20 Centimeters, Kieslowski's Three Colors and Decalogue, Woman on Top, Like Water for Chocolate, Amelie, Tim Burton films, Fight Club, The Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, Legend, The Neverending Story, Bringing Out the Dead, Everything is Illuminated, High Fidelity, City of God, Danielson: A Family Movie, Clerks I/II. I think I am the only person that liked Constantine, and I don't mind admitting it.

Television:

I don't own one, but when I'm at my parents' house I watch more Food Network than is healthy, I'm sure. I love Project Runway, and on the rare occasion that sumo wrestling was on , I would watch that. I do enjoy the sumo wrestling.

Books:

Tom Robbins, Mark Haddon, Walter Moers, Haruki Murakami, Miyuki Miyabe, and Jeffrey Eugenides are my favorite authors right now. My all-time top 5 favorite books would have to be: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, The Autobiography of Malcolm X, D'Aulaire's Book of Greek Myths, and Jitterbug Perfume. Honorable mentions to Lillith's Brood by Octavia Butler, The Book of Laughter and Forgetting by Milan Kundera, Si Phaendin by Kukrit Pramoj, Hawaii by James Michener, The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger, and The Toughest Indian in the World by Sherman Alexie.

Heroes:

are silly.

My Blog

M. Night Shyamalan owes me $8.50

I just saw The Happening. It was the worst piece of shit movie I have seen. Ever. Fuck my money, give me my two hours back....Rating-F, hot garbage, ingrown toenail infection.
Posted by sam on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 09:00:00 PST

dilated peoples - worst comes to worst :Friday the 13th Jam

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR0VwHGnPv4 I love ya'lls! Have a good weekend!...
Posted by sam on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 03:46:00 PST

Otis Redding & The Bar-Kays - Try a little tenderness

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI6inAglMJA A Friday afternoon jam for you. I would marry a man that can go "na na na" like Otis. Enjoy, and have a good weekend!...
Posted by sam on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 03:33:00 PST

When folks get ig’nant

Aka- Fun with Racism.Here are some links to some of the more deliciously ridiculous moments of the recent past:Spike Lee is "Uppity"File Under: Barack ObamaMore ObamaJust a tiny sample, and only in a ...
Posted by sam on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:08:00 PST

things I wish I could say to people

Dedicated to real people, some I know, some I don't- no names, yes it might be you but it probably isn't so chill.1. I can tell you hate your job, and that really sucks. I've hated most of my jobs. It...
Posted by sam on Thu, 15 May 2008 09:58:00 PST

Stop the presses...

Whew...I'm glad that moment of blinding caleb-anger passed. In other news, I've decided to start wearing colors again. I realize this proclamation is completely devoid of utility to the human race, an...
Posted by sam on Thu, 01 May 2008 01:15:00 PST

Buy my stuff. And by stuff I mean art.

Hi Friends (and Enemies), I have a real website now: http://www.zhibit.org/srrobert . You can view my work there, purchase pieces, and harrass me through non-myspace avenues. I had to set the site...
Posted by sam on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 10:13:00 PST