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About Me

Other than the fact that I'm absolutely brilliant. . .well, I decided a long time ago if no one else was going to be into me, I'd just be into myself. Anyway, other than that, I'm way too addicted to thrift stores. They're like crack for me. Because of this, most of my pants were worn by male senior citizens in 1973. I moved to Austin, Texas in May-2005 from one of the circles of hell, a.k.a. Rockford, IL. I have a nasty habit of being hit on by crackheads and homeless men, which makes for interesting stories, but an uneventful love life. I love getting tattoos, and don't have nearly enough, because I don't have nearly enough money. (From here down is new) So, I'm in Austin now. I hope that I don't attract anymore crackheads and homeless men, or a combination of the two. I need fun. Dallas was not fun. I hope I can get my sunshine back now that I'm leaving there. I want to spread hugs as well as sunshine. Does anyone in Austin need hugs or sunshine? Myspace Layouts
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Tamicka
Birthday: 12/28/1976
Birthplace: Beaumont, TX
Current Location: Austin, TX
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5'3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Black
The Shoes You Wore Today: Chucks
Your Weakness: Girls and Boys...and cake, but not all together.
Your Fears: Becoming the cat lady.
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat and Veggies
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not giving a fuck.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: OMG, LOL. But I use them both and will not stop.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Uggh.
Your Best Physical Feature: Lips.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I get sleepy.
Your Most Missed Memory: Hangin' with my friends in Japan at Champs and the park.
Pepsi or Coke: Strawberry Fanta
MacDonalds or Burger King: El Chilito
Single or Group Dates: I still don't know what that is.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Simply Apple
Chocolate or Vanilla: Dulce de Leche
Cappuccino or Coffee: I still don't drink crappuccino.
Do you Smoke: Don't need ash in my grill.
Do you Swear: That is so fucking unlady like.
Do you Sing: Yea...now ask me if I sing well.
Do you Shower Daily: Of course. Dove all over my body.
Have you Been in Love: Fuck you.
Do you want to go to College: Been there. I wouldn't be opposed to going back.
Do you want to get Married: Not really, but I know a girl that could change my mind. **sssshh don't tell her.
Do you belive in yourself: Hmm...
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: Do you?
Are you a Health Freak: I need to be.
Do you get along with your Parents: Still with the mom. Always with my mama.
Do you like Thunderstorms: If I am in a position to be napping.
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: Nooooo.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: CRACK KILLS...it kills.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Fuck you again. This is bullshit. You keep asking me this question. Quit rubbing it in.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No. Thank goodness.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Never.
In the past month have you been on Stage: All the world's my stage.
In the past month have you been Dumped: How can I be dumped if I'm not dating?!?!?!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I will probably never answer yes to this question.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No...not even any hearts.
Ever been Drunk: Uh...YEA!! But I don't roll as hard as I did in my younger days.
Ever been called a Tease: Who knows.
Ever been Beaten up: By myself.
Ever Shoplifted: Nope.
How do you want to Die: In my sleep...when I'm old.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Again, I still don't think I have to grow up in order to be something. I can still be something and be fun.
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland...2008 baby.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: No preference, but still love that blue.
Favorite Hair Color: No preference.
Short or Long Hair: This doesn't make or break, but I like a cool short haircut.
Height: Doesn't matter.
Weight: Doesn't matter.
Best Clothing Style: Not that hipster shit.
Number of Drugs I have taken: None.
Number of CDs I own: Over 300.
Number of Piercings: 3 not including ears.
Number of Tattoos: 11
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not having bigger balls.
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Your Taste in Music:
Punk: Highest Influence
90's Alternative: High Influence
Alternative Rock: High Influence
Ska: High Influence
80's Alternative: Low Influence How's Your Taste in Music?
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Which color Chucks are you?

Original Black Chucks
You are the classic, original Chuck Taylors. You are old-school and have a love for the good old days. Everyone likes and recognizes you. You are one of a kind.
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My Interests

Spreading love and sunshine. And playing my horrible guitar very badly. I almost forgot kissing. Thank goodness for edit.
Your kiss holds a thousand feelings. It is swift
and unexpected. You save your kiss for those
that truly deserve it. You are passionate and
have a kiss that lingers. When you truly want
to, you take your partners breath away.

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I'd like to meet:

Fantastical dorks that like music and movies. More specifically good music and movies. Even more specifically, music and movies that I consider good and maybe we could spend some time together listening to good music and watching good movies. Someone who can teach me to play my guitar better. And someone who can read. More specifically, not someone who can just read, but someone who LIKES to read. Someone that doesn't think books are just for people with no lives. And someone who likes to laugh. Someone who doesn't think once you pass a certain age, you're not supposed to have moments when you can act like a stupid kid. More specifically, many, many moments when you can act like a kid. And someone to love. Awww, isn't she so sweet.

Music:

The Ramones, The Misfits, The Cramps, Dead Kennedys, Buzzcocks, X, The Adicts, Johnny Thunders and the Hearbreakers, The Letters Organize, Death Cab for Cutie, Pinback, The Bouncing Souls, The Bodies, Thug Murder, Dropkick Murphys, Rancid, Lars Fredricksen and the Bastards, Benton Falls, Brandtson, The Butchies, Desert City Soundtrack, Mogwai, The Doves, Iggy and the Stooges, The Damned, Exploited, Flogging Molly, The Donnas, The Descendents, The Cure, NoFx, Chevelle, UK Subs, The Clash, Sleater-Kinney, Bratmobile, Bikini Kill, Lunachicks, Mars Volta, Sparta, A.T.D.I., 311, Juicehead, Earth, Wind, and Fire, The Isley Brothers, The Delfonics. . .on and on and on.
You scored as Punk.

Punk


70%

Geek


40%

Emo


20%

Ghetto


10%

Gothic


10%

Preppy


0%

Jock


0%
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Movies:

Crazy Japanese flicks, animé, horror/gore, 80's chick flicks, indie, foreign-such as: Oldboy, Suicide Club, A Tale of Two Sisters, Wishing Stairs, Audition (oh my, the most disturbing non-bloody horror scene ever), Vampire Hunter D (both), Ninja Scroll, Wicked City, Cowboy Bebop, Fist of the North Star, Urotsukidoji, Halloween, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, The Omen 1 and 2, Day of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Friday the 13th part 1, Friday the 13th part 3 (saw it when it originally came out in 3-D. Cool for a kid), Nightmare on Elm Street 1, Say Anything, Pretty in Pink, Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, Some Kind of Wonderful, Pumpkin, The Closet, Bread and Tulips, Amelie, Happenstance, Mysterious Skin, My Mother Likes Women, East is East, An Everlasting Piece, Greenfingers, Y Tu Mama Tambien, The Motorcycle Diaries, Amores Perros, Rory O'Shea Was Here, El Crimen Del Padre Amaro, Run Lola Run, the Princess and the Warrior, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Splendor, Kung-Fu Hustle, oh and anything Bruce Lee, my favorites being, Fists of Fury, Enter the Dragon, and the Chinese Connection, and I can't forget Harry Potter. The truth is, I'm a movie addicted Netflix whore and there are way too many movies to name.

Television:

Six Feet Under, Queer As Folk, The "L" Word, Dead Like Me, Full Metal Alchemist, Father Ted, Hellsing, Full Metal Panic, Survivor, The Amazing Race, Good Times, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Boondocks, Chappelle Show, Dexter, Ballykissangel, The Vicor of Dibley

Books:

The Harry Potter Series, anything by Terry Pratchett, anything by Neil Gaimen, anything by Raymond Feist, The Lord of the Rings, The Nightside Series-Simon Green, (Sula, Beloved)-both by Toni Morrison.

Heroes:

Jesus Christ, and my mama.

My Blog

You know what I hate

When you find out people are on some bullshit, and they realize that you realize they are on some bullshit, and they realize that they are on some bullshit, but they don’t have the balls to just...
Posted by I Wish I Had A Watergun Filled With Kerosene... on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 07:06:00 PST

The things I didnt say to her

I hate feeling like I just broke up with someone that I wasn’t even with. I "broke up" with words on a screen, and a voice in my ear, of a person I’m not sure really existed. Whatever it w...
Posted by I Wish I Had A Watergun Filled With Kerosene... on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 10:12:00 PST

Inspiritation

I’m inspired. I’ve written and recorded "rough drafts" of two songs. I’ve had some sudden inspiration. It’s refreshing. I wonder how long it will last.
Posted by I Wish I Had A Watergun Filled With Kerosene... on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 09:07:00 PST

sxsw...last day3/26

I think tomorrow I will completely avoid downtown and just stick with GayBiGayGay. Yay! Queerness.
Posted by I Wish I Had A Watergun Filled With Kerosene... on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 11:16:00 PST

SXSW- 3/15. Now there’s too many...

bands I wanna see. And tomorrow tentatively looks like this.1:00-The Ravonettes-Beauty Bar (an attempt will be made anyway...assuming I can roll out of bed in time. That is looking doubtful right now....
Posted by I Wish I Had A Watergun Filled With Kerosene... on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:40:00 PST

sxsw 3/14

I’m not gonna make a major schedule for today. I might go to a party or I might just roam around and see what I can see. I’m getting old, and not hardcore enough to listen to every band th...
Posted by I Wish I Had A Watergun Filled With Kerosene... on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:25:00 PST

SXSW 3/13

3/13The Most Serene Republic-12:20 Emo’s OutsideRa Ra Riot-1:55-Emo’s InsideThe Ravonettes-2:50-Red Eyed FlyThe Big Sleep-3:30 Red Eyed FlyA Place to Bury Strangers-4:10 Red Eyed Fly or To...
Posted by I Wish I Had A Watergun Filled With Kerosene... on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:18:00 PST

Tentative SXSW schedule for 3/12/2008

Here is what I plan on doing for the first day of SXSW. If you are at any of these shows or have any suggestions for me, let me know. If you have my number, give me a call. If you don’t have my ...
Posted by I Wish I Had A Watergun Filled With Kerosene... on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 10:41:00 PST

Monster.

Just when I thought I was safe. I thought I was done with it and the saga starts again. The secret that I want to keep, the feeling that I try to ignore, the mind that I can't get to know because it c...
Posted by I Wish I Had A Watergun Filled With Kerosene... on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 11:10:00 PST

I stole this from Al. Thanks dude.

Yes, I'm a thief of the blog.In honor of recent news, here's a genealogy of someone you should know more about.I can't take credit for this post, as I know it's been circulating the web for years...an...
Posted by I Wish I Had A Watergun Filled With Kerosene... on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:04:00 PST