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I missed you

This made me think today....From www.onesentence.orgWhen asked to name the one person absent from her life that she missed the most, she responded, "The person I hoped I'd be by this point in my life....
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jun 2009 12:31:00 GMT

Spoon wo-man.

I walk into work today like any other Friday. I set my crap on my desk and wander weary eyed into the breakroom with my coffee cup dangling in my hand, looking like a beggar swindling for a caffeine f...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 11:26:00 GMT

Dad

I've been having a rough time this week. I've found myself thinking about the last 20 years of birthdays and holidays that my dad hasn't been here for. It's hard not to cry when I think about it. I wa...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:50:00 GMT

swimming in cold

I have a love hate relationship with Fall. I think if I was a season, I would be Fall. I have light brown, amber eyes that are the color of the leaves that litter the ground. My hair is a dark b...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 05:56:00 GMT

Google Randy Pausch

Never underestimate the importance of having fun. I'm dying and I'm having fun. And I'm going to keep having fun every day, because there's no other way to play it. We cannot change the cards we are...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:38:00 GMT

rainbows sprinkles and diamonds

I'm sitting here laughing my ass off. Michael and I were talking about people who think their poo don't stink. And I said "Oh yeah, like mine. It has rainbows sprinkles and diamonds" To this he creat...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 14:38:00 GMT

Nyquil confessions

I'm still drunk off Nyquil. I had a rough night, and I needed it to sleep.   My sister came tearing into my room last night, bitching about how I needed to get up and out of my sweet comfortable ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 06:35:00 GMT

Antiseptic weekend

It's been a long weekend. Friday It's amazing how much can happen in two days. Friday started off okay, I felt an ominous cloud hanging over my head and it finally rained. I didn't realize it was Fri...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 16:27:00 GMT

Penis pump in a tree

Yesterday was a funky day for me. I decided to take a walk and clear my head. If you've spent any amount of time with me, you know I get obsessed with patterns and just random things, like the color y...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 12:24:00 GMT

relative faults

..> Picture this: An ass on fire monkey running around trying to stay focused. That's how I feel today. I made arrangements last night to finally, finally get my portolio and gallery up and running...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 07:34:00 GMT