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I had a dream of success... then I woke up in a mini-mart with a guy asking me for some Trojan Extended Pleasure condoms. I said( from experience) "they work like Novecaine and you just can't work with that ." To which he replied"I know I just want to see her as bored as I was at the Good Charlotte concert she made me go to." So I gave them to him for free. Then I had a dream I went to sleep. I am worth $2,172,842 on HumanForSale.com ,

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Williston Sucks

To anyone who cares, I have been in Williston for the last 5 month. I came here to take care of my 85 year old grandfather. It turned out he may have just been waiting for some one to be with him whe...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:03:00 GMT

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I close one eye so I can see the world in a single dimention, maybe all the evil things that we do will look better from further away, I try to hold my last breath just to find myself involved in a dr...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 13:25:00 GMT

The Things I understand will all ways be

       I remember when life wasn't so simple. Most people say the  opposite, but this year I turn 29 and am finally sure of at least a few things. 1.People change, most o...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 22:10:00 GMT

New Year

2006...I thought the world was going to end in 2000 then again in 2001. I am getting bored of waiting for this end. Someone must have set the watch wrong. It's funny how you get drunk the same everyw...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 12:34:00 GMT

Christmas in Brazil...

Cheese!! I took a picture and realized I was dreaming cause everyone here says Queijo. I woke up in a bed ment for one and two are huddle nicely in it. It´s still dark so I stare at the ceiling waitin...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 21:09:00 GMT

I fought Jude Law and Law won....

I always find it funnyhow you put ona jacket to go outside and it is sunny five and hot five blocks from your house. Then you take the jacket off take it the five blocks back home and go back on your ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 16:20:00 GMT

LipSitck Red Pills don´t work....

Once again I find myself on the 27th hour of my day. The less you do the less you sleep. My goal for tonight was to go to sleep, yet another ambition unachieved. São Paulo, you think New York doesn´t ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 21:21:00 GMT

Toilets flush the same everywhere...

    Ok, 2day i relized that no matter where I am, I am fucking bored. I am in Brazil and wasting away behind a computer. I am in the 3rd or forth biggest city  in the world and thi...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 08:11:00 GMT

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Posted by on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 13:45:00 GMT

First time for everything

The last day of a 17 day drug research study. It is like jail but you don't get to play B-Ball for recess. I have been getting pool lessons from a self proclaimed pool shark. So I am gonna take a...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 09:07:00 GMT