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Steven

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About Me

I was born a wet sprawling, asian tinted infant of 2.5 Kg in Lake Michagan, New Hamphsire Town New York. Son of business man Optomis Prime, and renowned Tinkerbell sex scene double Gladdis Umphrey. Life was tough the offspring of such famous and metallic parents. Many days spent being soaked with urine filled waterguns and coated in "fairy dust". Many a night spent longing to destroy Unicron to gain my legendary but distant father's respect. I did eventually find companionship in a young Ted Neugent who happened to move into the quaint backwoods neighborhood I took up residence at in my later adolesence after running away from home to sell lost cost afforable hair care products to displaced Gautamalian youth. Bio by Drew

My Interests

Music......soccer.......Whiskey.

I'd like to meet:

I don't care, but if you do try to be my friend, and then you don't talk to me, I'll delete you.

Music:

Rise Against, AFI, Fail to Follow, More than Medium, LFTF, Weezer, a bunch of shit

Movies:

I love epic movies; I love Braveheart and the Last Samurai, which are really the same movies, just in different countries. I also enjoy movies such as Pulp Fiction and Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross. Goodfellas and mob movies are always fun, but nothing beats Training Day….God that movies great. I’m a big Ben Stiller fan, and I love Old School, again, pretty much anything that doesn’t suck.

Television:

Soccer, and Football, that's about it, maybe a movie every now and then, but I hate sitcoms and reality tv.

Books:

I don't like this question, I'm going to change it to "If there is anywhere you could move to, where would that be?"Damn, that's a hard question, there are so many cool places......I think that if there was one place that I would love to live, it would be in Spain.....yeah, word.

Heroes:

No need for heroes.

My Blog

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Posted by Steven on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST