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E the Professional Drunk

Goddamn motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit

About Me


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My friends call me E.
I love drinking.
I'm obsessed with board games.
And poker.
And movies.
And whiskey.

I love my boyfriend.

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Screaming at the top of my lungs. I'm dangerous tonight. And don't you tell me that I'm wrong. I'm anxious for a fight.
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My Interests


Arguing. Reading. Horror. Drinking. Lipgloss. Sunscreen. Blood. High Fives. Scottie. Poofy Dresses and Skirts. Whiskey. Goodwill. Emilio. Gore. Power Hour. Halloween. Animals. Skate Shoes. Poker. Rainbow Anything. Soy Ice Cream. Vegas. Costume Parties. Coconuts. Goofy Ringtones. Ladies 80's. Makeup. Drunk Food. Denver. Cuddling. Frankenstein. Chess. Lizzie Maguire. Vodka. Nail Polish. Pridefest. Tattoos. Talking To Strangers. Margaritas. Gay Bars. Text Messages. Quentin Tarantino. Polka Dots. Thai Food. German Chocolate. German Liquor. California. Gay Boys. Hair Dye. Pink. Doing Shots. Purses. Buttons. Veggies. Hummus. Making Up Words. Paint. Dressing Up for No Reason. Long Island Iced Tea.

I'd like to meet:



Dwight Shrute.


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Music:

Lady Sov.

Movies:

Anything with tons of gore.

Oh and I love teenie bopper movies too.

Television:

The Sopranos
The Office
Nip/Tuck
Entourage

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk.

Heroes:

Rob Zombie.

My Blog

24 Hour Drinking Marathon!

24 HOUR DRINKING MARATHONS ARE THE BEST!  (even when you only make it 21.5 hours! haha) Waking up at 5:30 in the morning to start drinking is CRAZY.Drinking for that long on only 2 hours of sleep...
Posted by E the Professional Drunk on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 01:32:00 PST

Fill in the blanks bitch

Dear Stephanie, You make me _______.You should _______.Someday I will ______.You = ________.If I saw you now I'd __________.I would build a _______ just for you.I would get your name tattooed on my __...
Posted by E the Professional Drunk on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 11:46:00 PST

Random

I haven't washed my hair in 3 days.  I am wearing a PJ top to work tonight because I'm too lazy to do laundry.  I finally got a new piercing, it's been a while.  I miss living with Emil...
Posted by E the Professional Drunk on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 05:41:00 PST

Holy god I am bored!

  SURVEY!H a v e y o u e v e r. . .01. Fallen for your best friend?: Yes02. Made out with JUST a friend?: Yes03. Been rejected?: Yes04. Been in true love?: Yes05. Been in lust?: Ofcourse06. Used...
Posted by E the Professional Drunk on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 04:02:00 PST

THIS SUNDAY! OCTOBER 16th!

COME CHECK OUT THIS SHOW! THIS SUNDAY, OCTOBER 16th!@ ILIFF PARK SALOON (2300 S. Chambers Rd.)ALL AGES!6:00pm$5 MY ONLY HOPE (NJ)MANNIFEST DESTINYAPRIL MORNING MASSACRETHE PROMISE SETS FIRETHE PLAGUE ...
Posted by E the Professional Drunk on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 01:14:00 PST

My birthday

...is coming up!! Come buy me a drink at the Gothic on April 4th!! I'm going to be 21!! Woo!! ASSISTED SUICIDE ASSEMBLY SWITCHPIN THE CALM BEFORE MY ONLY HOPE Monday, April 4 @ Gothic...
Posted by E the Professional Drunk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Groupies

...really humor me!! Shit's funny!!
Posted by E the Professional Drunk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Too much time on my hands...

FIRSTS First best friend: Larissa Kolody First car: 1994 Cavalier (same one I have now!) First screen name: stephers182 First self purchased CD: Metallica-Ride the Lightning First pets: Dog (chow...
Posted by E the Professional Drunk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

NOW

I need to be around you And I need to see your eyes on me now And I need to caress your face with mine And I need to know that you care Cuz I bleed in pain when I'm without your soul Cuz I love ...
Posted by E the Professional Drunk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Baby

Take the quiz: "What house of 1000 corpses character are you?"BabyThis sexy blonde is just like her mother, Mother Firefly. She is cute, funny, and evil. She seems to be "murder buddies" with Otis. Oh...
Posted by E the Professional Drunk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST