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U Fletcher Life

Don't let's start..

About Me

Hooray for Boobies..All I wish is to be alone. Stay away. Don't you invade my home.
Regret unpacks its bags.
I not only know the difference between "your" and "you're", I pronounce them differently.
I would be unbelievably dull, except I have a tongue like an anteater crossed with a hummingbird.
I am wearing a tie.
I am lovely and perfumed.
I am abrasive and rude. Hooray!
I'm hyperverbal and compulsive.
I am one more skill-free wetback with a liking for drink.

My Interests

Being contrarian and difficult, creativity, This American Life.. humanclock.com, The Onion..Voiceacting, history and how it repeats, adoption, dogs, cooking in a wok, bright and shiny objects.

I'd like to meet:

A Cancer: either Zodiac-wise, or sociologically.

Music:

Aimee Mann, Cathal Coughlan, Colin Hay, Bob Geldof, Travis, Microdisney, Fatima Mansions, Coldplay, Radiohead, Esthero, Olivia Tremor Control, The Apples in Stereo, old Blue Rodeo, Crash Test Dummies, Sci-Fi Lullaby/Ultrahorse, Bettie Serveert, Michael Penn, Keane, Garbage, Gavin Friday, Bloodhound Gang, Leonard Cohen, Rilo Kiley, Godspeed You Black EmperorDefinitely check out Pandora.com

Movies:

Amelie, Blade Runner, Alien, The World According to Garp .. Ridley Scott, Wes Anderson, P.T. Anderson, Guy Ritchie..
Documentaries about people..
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Television:

Arrested Development, Big Love, Six Feet Under, The Sopranos, Weeds, The Simpsons, Futurama, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, The Venture Brothers, The Office (both BBC and NBC), My Name is Earl, Entourage, Wonder Showzen.
I hate reality TV, but love documentaries.
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Books:

Boring, dry, learny stuff..
Found and Dirty Found.
David Sedaris.
PostSecret.
Lots of things that don't require a great attention span, if it's in print.

Heroes:

...just for one daa-ay.

My Blog

Tonight is the night..

Okay, so it's finished. I am too intellectually deposed to type correctly (apparently, I am not immune)-- the world seems sloppily sippery and clumsy. Nice going sloppy Stephen Hawking. Way to go, Har...
Posted by U Fletcher Life on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 12:41:00 PST

My subconscious mind blogged for me..

Very strangely, I had this dream last night, in which I created this entry in my MySpace blog. I was genuinely surprised just now when I logged in and it wasn't there....
Posted by U Fletcher Life on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 02:52:00 PST

I continue to refuse to blog

I still don't think it's necessary that everyone knows my opinion on everything. My opinions are silly.
Posted by U Fletcher Life on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 01:56:00 PST

I refuse to blog

Nobody cares what I have to say. More importantly, nobody cares what you have to say. Shut up, already!
Posted by U Fletcher Life on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST