Jonathon The Impaler Music Page

Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey is one of the most known and infamous Vampyres in the world. He gained national and international attention in 2006 when he announced his candidacy for Governor of Minnesota.

Unlike most politicians, Jonathon was bringing a “New Deal” to not only Minnesota, but America as well. Jonathon’s hard stance on crime is an understatement. Jonathon feels that those who prey upon and attack the elderly, rape women, molest children, commit acts of terrorism, sell hardcore drugs, abuse their authority and violate Americans Constitutional Rights shouldn't be jailed, they should be brutally IMPALED! Hence, Jonathon’s nickname – “The Impaler.”Though Jonathon did not win his quest to become Governor of Minnesota in 2006, he is the 2008 VWP Party’s Presidential Candidate, and plans on making criminals and terrorists live in fear. Not having innocent American’s continue to live in fear of being attacked.Jonathon has 3 children from a previous marriage (Matthew, Danielle and JJ).Anyone interested in Jonathon for bookings/interviews/performances email Kristina: [email protected]’s love for music started at a young age. He was raised listening to Elvis Presley. He saw Elvis at Madison Square Garden in 1973.While at Kansas State University, Jonathon’s minor was Music. He has been singing on and off since he was a child. He has won or placed in several singing contests throughout the years. He has played the drums, rhythm guitar, piano and even the cello. Jonathon will play rhythm guitar and piano on his second album.On October 9, 2007 Jonathon finished recording his first album in a NYC area recording studio. The album is entitled; “A Vampyre Sings Elvis Love Songs.” The album consist of the following songs; Don’t Be Cruel. . . . Return To Sender. . . . The Wonder Of You. . . . Suspicion Minds. . . . (Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear. . . . All Shook Up. . . . Are You Lonesome Tonight?. . . . Loving You. . . . Stuck On You. . . . (You Were) Always On My Mind. . . . I Want You, I Need You, I Love You. . . . Separate Ways. . . . I Can’t Help Falling In Love. . . . The album will be available through Sang Vamp Records ( www.sangvamprecords.com ) in mid-November 2007 for $9.95.On October 23, 2007 Jonathon signed an exclusive deal with Dean Guitars as an endorsed artist and sponsor. www.deanguitars.com
On November 5, 2007 Jonathon signed with State Info Promotions to manage and promote Jonathon's music career.On November 13, 2007 Jonathon once again returned to the studio to record a mini-CD. He did two songs, as well as recording musical composition called - Psychedelic Spree. This mini-CD should be available through Sang Vamp Records before Christmas 2007.In early January 2008, Jonathon and his band will return to the studio to record Jonathon’s original music. The songs are: When I Hear Your Voice (My Angel) (this is Jonathon's love song to Angel). . . .Once Bitten. . . . I Am A Vampyre. . . . Meranda (written for and inspired by Jonathon’s former beloved Meranda). . . . It’s A Kind A Magik. . . . The Queen Of Mean. . . . Bushmonkey. . . . Rebel With The Fury Of Hell. . . . Thank You Lucifer. . . . Hecate. . . .The Impaler. . . . (Jonathon’s Campaign Theme Song). . . .The Dragon. . . . A Dream Turned To Ashes. . . .The second album is entitled; “Once Bitten.” It will be available through Sang Vamp Records early in 2008.Please keep checking this page for tour dates and times Jonathon will be on the radio or television.After Jonathon and his band records - "Once Bitten," Jonathon will do a duet album/CD with a few female singers who have asked him to record songs with them. This album/CD will be available though Sang Vamp Records.If you attack anyone I LOVE, killing you will be as easy as breathing for me. I will make Rambo look like Mother Teresa!

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